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Hey! Get me out of here! What are you doing?!!!

[Are the words floating inside of your head. Something is yelling at you, but who knows where's it's coming from? Maybe it's from inside your cupboard. Or you're crushing it underneath your butt as you sit down on your couch, or you roll over on it when you turn in your bed.

Maybe it's been dropped into your pot of water that you're thinking about heating up soon for your dinner, and you are now threatening to boil it alive.

Or maybe something less dangerous, like in your pocket or backpack. Either way, it's found its way into your life somehow, and boy is that thing angry. Real angry. Upon inspection, or finding said thing, you'll find a frog. A mean, nasty, angry frog who's suffered from a shift occurring inside the village. Seems the only power he's retained is his telepathy, thankfully. Sort of. Depends if you want to hear the guy or not.]

Find a way to fix this immediately!

[Find him anywhere you want. Being a frog sucks, but the prince doesn't really have a choice in the matter. If you happen to be the kind of person who would kiss a frog, just like the children's tale, maybe he'll turn back into a prince.]

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You did something!

[WHY ELSE WOULD HE BE LIKE THIS and she's hard not to even crack a smile at bouncing frog.]

You don't know that! [He swears he's innocent like this one time this ONE TIME]

You're always doing something.

[SHE DOES KNOW. It's probably KARMA FOR KILLING A FROG WHEN HE MADE THE CRATER.]

[THAT LOOK]

Yes, training, that's what I'm always doing.

[Stares right back up at her]

[He's a lot less threatening when it's a frog stare. Then again, he never intimidated her before.]

That's not what I was talking about.

[DOESN'T MATTER. They're not getting anywhere.]

Where were you taking your walk? We can start there.

[Holds out her hands. Hop on.]

[He looks at her hands with hesitance. Because it's ingrained into his head not to just jump headfirst into anything in a vulnerable state, in this case literally.]

I was walking across the bridge heading home. I didn't even get to finish my coffee, you know. [It was good coffee and he's not happy that it's probably spilled somewhere on the bridge so now he'll have to get another one as SOON AS HE GETS HIS BODY BACK AND KILLS THE WITCH.]

[Not jumping into those hands though they look dangerous]

[Is he seriously complaining he didn't get to drink his coffee. Fighting the urge to roll her eyes.]

We'll get you some coffee when you're back to normal. Even if it's gross and bitter. [He's such a Drama Queen.

Since he's not jumping into her palms she frowns down at him.]

What? Come on. It will take forever to get to the bridge if I don't carry you. You'll never get your coffee.

[He doesn't try right away, but gives a little froggie sigh before slowly crawling and dragging himself into her hands. He's afraid if he hops, he'll launch himself off the counter.

It's degrading, but he finally gets himself situated in her hands.]

Fine, let's go. Don't drop me.

[He'll be so mad]

I won't.

[Probably said in the same tone he uses. BUT OFF THEY GO, OUT OF THE UZUMAKI HOUSE. Kushina puts on a coat before she leaves, juggling him between her hands as she shoves her arms into the sleeves. Then she holds him close to her chest for warmth.

He's a frog okay it's easy to forget it's Vegeta.

... Where is the bridge. She pauses in the middle of walking, looking around.]

[He does a little dance trying to keep himself from falling over on his side as she juggles him, little cries echoing in her head with tiny little ribbit noises to accompany. A little froggie grumble comes out the tiny amphibian, irritated by being handled like that but all is well when she's holding him steady against her and keeping him warm as it's FREEZING OUTSIDE. He doesn't have his Saiyan body so now he's finally really feeling that cold, and it's not welcome.

The bridge in question is in between the clinic and the general store, as he was leaving the plaza after visiting the coffee shop to head back to House 29.]

Do you even know where you're going? [Like she's never lived here before ever]

[Yes be thankful for Kushina body heat.

She starts a little and glares down at the frog and its BIG attitude for such a small creature.]

Yes.

[He said he got coffee so it's probably around some coffee place so she's going to head there.]

It's this way.

[WALKING IN THE COLD.]

[He doesn't like this he doesn't like how cold it is. How do creatures live through this, this sucks. He shivers in her hands, not being used to being this susceptible to the cold, grumbling to himself in the best way he can. It's hard to grumble as a frog.]

What are you expecting to find there anyway. I don't want my frozen coffee cup anymore. [HE THINKS THIS IS A STUPID PLAN.]

[Kushina glances down from the shiver, blinking when she hears the little rumbling ribbits. At first she frowns down at Veggiefrog.]

I'm not expecting anything. It's the only clue we've got to turn you back to normal.

[Then she's silent. And after some time of thought, she bundles him closer to her chest for body heat, wrapping her coat around her more tightly.]

It always gets really cold this time of year.

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[That feels better too, and it's cut the wind down now that she's bundled her coat up tighter. He stops shivering after a few minutes, thankful for the heat.]

Yes, and it's always warm in the summer. [He replies in exasperation, scrunching himself up to help keep himself warm.] Try living on a planet with three suns. You'll never have that problem ever again.

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[She's tempted to hold him out in the cold air for his exasperation, especially as he bundles up closer but she just scowls a little.]

Was that your planet? With that Freezy asshole?

No. [He states simply.] Planet Vegeta only had one sun, and two moons. But Frieza was responsible for the planet Namek's destruction as well. [He doesn't miss that planet though. Not at all.]

[Wait. The planet was named after him? He was the Prince, he said. Still, no wonder he had an ego.]

I hate that guy.

[Going to punch him in the face when he shows up. If he shows up.]

You're still going to point him out to me, right?

You're not going anywhere near him. [He's putting his foot down on that one.] I won't need to point him out, you'll know him when you see him.

What?

[BEFORE HE WAS ALL FOR IT.]

I want to punch him in the face.

You can punch him in the face once I've dealt with him. [He admires her courage but at the same time, she's never met him. She doesn't know what that man really is.]

[They've talked about this before ONLY HE SOUNDS A LOT MORE SERIOUS THIS TIME and not smiling at her courage. So for once, Kushina shuts her mouth.

Well, she's quiet for a little bit.]

He's dangerous, right? You shouldn't have to deal with him on your own if he's going to threaten to blow this planet up, too.

He's nothing compared to me now. Once upon a time he was the strongest in the universe, but no longer. He won't win.

Besides. I've got a bone to pick with him.

[There's some real malice there. A hatred that runs deeper than anything.]

[Gotta hand it to him. She admires that willpower and determination. Maybe this is why they bond in a weird way.

That tone of voice in her head she doesn't like. It reminds her of when they had that argument during Thanksgiving.]

Not like this you don't.

[You tiny frog.]

Must you bring that up?! [IF IT WEREN'T ENOUGH THAT HE WAS A FROG AS IT WAS NOW THAT]

Perhaps I'll let Frieza have his way with you after all-!

Good. I'll get to punch him. [If she had her hands free and wasn't busy trying to keep Veggiefrog warm she would crack her knuckles.]

>:3

throws spirit bomb at u

explodes

oh nooooo look at wut i did

ded

performs cpr

super ded

cuts u open and beats your heart with my hand

OH GOD

ur alive

im a ghost

DON'T HAUNT ME

FU FU FU /wiggle fingers

SCREAMS AND RUNS OUT OF ROOM

/HAUNTS U WITH BAD HTML

NOOOO /EDITS FOREVER

KHEHEHEHEH

WHYYYYY YOU EVIL EVIL THING

TWIRLS MUSTACHE

WHERE'S THE TRAIN WITH THE TRAIN TRACKS

YOU'RE ON IT

SHIT OH GOD OH NO WHAT OH THERE IS IT I SEE IT NOOOOOOOOOOO

BUAHAHA

IT'S GETTING CLOSER SOMEONE HELP

:'D