Prince "Kayne Mecha-Yeezus Arnold West" Vegeta (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
misterbrief) wrote2014-12-07 04:58 pm
misterbrief) wrote2014-12-07 04:58 pm
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12th Taunt | Action
Hey! Get me out of here! What are you doing?!!!
[Are the words floating inside of your head. Something is yelling at you, but who knows where's it's coming from? Maybe it's from inside your cupboard. Or you're crushing it underneath your butt as you sit down on your couch, or you roll over on it when you turn in your bed.
Maybe it's been dropped into your pot of water that you're thinking about heating up soon for your dinner, and you are now threatening to boil it alive.
Or maybe something less dangerous, like in your pocket or backpack. Either way, it's found its way into your life somehow, and boy is that thing angry. Real angry. Upon inspection, or finding said thing, you'll find a frog. A mean, nasty, angry frog who's suffered from a shift occurring inside the village. Seems the only power he's retained is his telepathy, thankfully. Sort of. Depends if you want to hear the guy or not.]
Find a way to fix this immediately!
[Find him anywhere you want. Being a frog sucks, but the prince doesn't really have a choice in the matter. If you happen to be the kind of person who would kiss a frog, just like the children's tale, maybe he'll turn back into a prince.]
[Are the words floating inside of your head. Something is yelling at you, but who knows where's it's coming from? Maybe it's from inside your cupboard. Or you're crushing it underneath your butt as you sit down on your couch, or you roll over on it when you turn in your bed.
Maybe it's been dropped into your pot of water that you're thinking about heating up soon for your dinner, and you are now threatening to boil it alive.
Or maybe something less dangerous, like in your pocket or backpack. Either way, it's found its way into your life somehow, and boy is that thing angry. Real angry. Upon inspection, or finding said thing, you'll find a frog. A mean, nasty, angry frog who's suffered from a shift occurring inside the village. Seems the only power he's retained is his telepathy, thankfully. Sort of. Depends if you want to hear the guy or not.]
Find a way to fix this immediately!
[Find him anywhere you want. Being a frog sucks, but the prince doesn't really have a choice in the matter. If you happen to be the kind of person who would kiss a frog, just like the children's tale, maybe he'll turn back into a prince.]
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Guy gently scoops up the frog that had somehow made its way into his boot and takes it into the bathroom, filling up the sink.] It's way too cold for you outside right now, fella. You can stay in here for a while.
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Whoop getting scooped up now. He croaks in surprise, finding himself in a much brighter lit area now, eyeing the sink. Is this guy really going to put him in there? Gross.]
What? You're going to keep me in your tiny little sink? Are you out of your mind?
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Just for now. Don't want you drying out. I'll get a proper aquarium as soon as I can, but until then I think you should probably just hang out around here. Besides, beggars can't be choosers, right?
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Aquarium!? I'm not your pet!
[He's going to be a prisoner, he's gotta get out of here, this crazy wants to keep him as a pet]
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[He will freeze. But he shouldn't be a frog for the whole winter... and when he doesn't come home, everyone will start to wonder where he is after a week or two...]
There's no way I'm staying here! I've got a home, you know!
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Don't tell me to relax! How would you like it if you got turned into a frog?!
WOW IS THIS LATE OR WHAT
JUST....A LITTLE
I'm not a blasted frog!
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Shut up! Who asked you anyway? [Can't deny being a frog]
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It's okay, I figured you weren't actually a frog a while ago. I just wanted to mess with you a little, I'm sorry. Want me to bring you back to your house?
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[Look at the tiny frog rage]
I want you to return me to my body, that's what-!