misterbrief | 12th Taunt

Hey! Get me out of here! What are you doing?!!!

[Are the words floating inside of your head. Something is yelling at you, but who knows where's it's coming from? Maybe it's from inside your cupboard. Or you're crushing it underneath your butt as you sit down on your couch, or you roll over on it when you turn in your bed.

Maybe it's been dropped into your pot of water that you're thinking about heating up soon for your dinner, and you are now threatening to boil it alive.

Or maybe something less dangerous, like in your pocket or backpack. Either way, it's found its way into your life somehow, and boy is that thing angry. Real angry. Upon inspection, or finding said thing, you'll find a frog. A mean, nasty, angry frog who's suffered from a shift occurring inside the village. Seems the only power he's retained is his telepathy, thankfully. Sort of. Depends if you want to hear the guy or not.]

Find a way to fix this immediately!

[Find him anywhere you want. Being a frog sucks, but the prince doesn't really have a choice in the matter. If you happen to be the kind of person who would kiss a frog, just like the children's tale, maybe he'll turn back into a prince.]

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[Who is THAT WHERE IS HE

Whoop getting scooped up now. He croaks in surprise, finding himself in a much brighter lit area now, eyeing the sink. Is this guy really going to put him in there? Gross.]

What? You're going to keep me in your tiny little sink? Are you out of your mind?

[Huh. Guy can't recall any of the animals ever speaking directly into their minds... But maybe that's one of the changes that happened when everyone went back in time.]

Just for now. Don't want you drying out. I'll get a proper aquarium as soon as I can, but until then I think you should probably just hang out around here. Besides, beggars can't be choosers, right?

[Did he say.....an.. A...A....]

Aquarium!? I'm not your pet!

[He's going to be a prisoner, he's gotta get out of here, this crazy wants to keep him as a pet]

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Oh relax, I'm not keeping you. But you seriously want to go back into the snow? You'll freeze solid. [Filling up the sink and putting a sponge in there so little angry frog dude can have a place out of the water to rest.] You're better off sticking it out in here during the winter.

...

[He will freeze. But he shouldn't be a frog for the whole winter... and when he doesn't come home, everyone will start to wonder where he is after a week or two...]

There's no way I'm staying here! I've got a home, you know!

Yeah, out in the woods, where it's freezing cold. [Wait a second, is this guy doing this on purpose. Nobody is this dense, right?] Relax, little guy. I'll take care of everything.

I don't live out in the woods like some barbarian! [HE'S CIVILIZED ARUGHHRHHGHH WHY DOES ALL THESE STUPID THINGS HAPPEN TO HIM ALFKJA;LKFJASDKL;FJAL;FJK TURNING INTO A FROG HONESTLY]

Don't tell me to relax! How would you like it if you got turned into a frog?!

Hang on hang on- are you...trying to tell me that you believe you were a person first? That was turned into a frog?

That's exactly what I'm saying, moron! [Who thinks frogs are actually psychic anyway HE DOESN'T GET THAT.]

I'm not a blasted frog!

You look like a blasted frog. [guy pls]

[He bristles, the best he can in his little froggy body.]

Shut up! Who asked you anyway? [Can't deny being a frog]

Hahaha! Ahh, I can't keep this up.

It's okay, I figured you weren't actually a frog a while ago. I just wanted to mess with you a little, I'm sorry. Want me to bring you back to your house?

What do you mean you already knew??!! Darn you! How could you? Do you realize how humiliating this is?!

[Look at the tiny frog rage]

I want you to return me to my body, that's what-!

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WOW IS THIS LATE OR WHAT

JUST....A LITTLE

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