Prince "Kayne Mecha-Yeezus Arnold West" Vegeta (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
misterbrief) wrote2015-03-21 08:12 pm
misterbrief) wrote2015-03-21 08:12 pm
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i am afraid i do not have time to learn your worthless title
FROM: vegeta@cdc.org
but i appreciate the concern all the same
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If you don't want to know someone's name, avoid asking for it. I'm honestly not that interested in whatever issue you have with me. I'm here to do a job, and that includes checking on the likes of you.
FROM: dartagnan@cdc.org
You'll just have to deal with that.
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FROM: vegeta@cdc.org
your name is dartgnat
[But now he'll never spell it correctly on purpose.]
FROM: vegeta@cdc.org
that is all i needed to know
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Considering how close yours is to Vegetable, I don't think you should be tempting me.
FROM: dartagnan@cdc.org
Just let me know if there's anything you need. Politely, if you're even capable of that.
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come now that is not the first time i have heard that one
FROM: vegeta@cdc.org
one moment while i scroll up
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you can be assured dartgnat of planet scone that i will seek you out if anything arises
[He couldn't remember Gascony.]
FROM: vegeta@cdc.org
i would be most interested in trying the delicacies on your planet
FROM: vegeta@cdc.org
also likewise if there is an issue at hand i will be more than happy to eliminate it for you
FROM: vegeta@cdc.org
as long as your problem does not happen to be myself of course that option is not on the table
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