Appointments

[misterbrief]

Appointments Post



This post is an IC post for getting a hold of this jerk @ luceti. Why you'd want to do that, I have no idea.
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[misterbrief]

What does it matter? Why are you suddenly so concerned, is it because of that ridiculous boat ride, huh? [NOW HE DOESN'T WANT TO TELL HER BECAUSE SHE'S BEING SUCH A BITCH.]

[capsule_corp]

So what if it is? Maybe the boat was just the final straw! Why are you even asking? You obviously don't care!

[misterbrief]

So if that was the final straw, what exactly happened that gave you the idea? Now I know you're hiding something from me too, and you know just as well as I that marriage doesn't come without sacrifices. So out with it. If you want to know so badly, you'll tell me what happened.

[capsule_corp]

For your information, I got stuck with some weirdo with huge eyebrows and it was horrible!

[misterbrief]

...Huge eyebrows? [There's only one person in all of Luceti that he knows that fits that description.]

And I bet he uttered something about youth at least ten times, am I right?

[capsule_corp]

Yeah, he did... Do you know him? What's wrong with him?

[misterbrief]

[He feels like he's going to be a little sick.]

Listen, I don't want to know any more of what happened between the two of you in that tunnel. [Because he's imagining the worst right now, something just as bad as what he did with Saori.] And yes, I do know him. His name is Rock Lee, a shinobi from Konoha. And I haven't the slightest idea what's wrong with him, all I know is that his voice is far louder than I expected anyone's to be and it drives me insane.

[capsule_corp]

Well, all that happened was a little kiss before we got out of that damn tunnel! It was barely anything!

[ WHICH... Is completely true, but she's still not happy even that happened. ]

So go ahead, now it's your turn.

[misterbrief]

[He breathes out a heavy sigh. This is the part he was dreading.]

Why don't you come over here and sit down for this. [Yeah...his story is a lot worse.]

[capsule_corp]

Why? What did you do?!

[ She almost doesn't want to go sit now. Does this mean she was actually right? Even with how offended he'd been acting when she accused him? ]

[misterbrief]

It's nothing like that! [Dear god he didn't have sex with her, jeez...] Now realize before I tell you this was all the doing of that blasted shift inside the tunnel! So it's not my fault for what happened in there! [He shifts uncomfortably, because he does feel really guilty about it.]

I just...kissed her several times, is all, and... [Ugh, this just isn't going to sound good...his cheeks burn red at the memory.] held her, that's all. [Which is super vague, of course.]

[capsule_corp]

...

[ There's a possibly stunned silence from Bulma... It kind of seems to drag on for a while.

Before she cracks up. Yeah, it's probably going to make him angry, but she can't help it. His face!! She almost has to wipe away a tear. ]

ARE YOU BLUSHING? Because of hugging someone else? That's really all that happened?

[misterbrief]

Uuuugh. [This is so embarrassing. And she's enjoying it, what's wrong with her.]

N-no, I locked lips with her too, more than once, if you didn't catch that the first time. [Better to tell her now than for her to find out from someone else.]

[capsule_corp]

Well yeah, but that was because of the shift, right? I mean nothing happened outside of that, did it?

[ She's actually kind of relieved, thanks to his reaction. He wasn't really the type of person to get flustered or embarrassed if it wasn't something important to him. ]

[misterbrief]

No, of course not. The two of us spoke after and I'm sure the minute we're able to destroy that tunnel, it'll be dust. [Which sucks because they won't be able to.] I hardly think of her like that, she's a friend and she's staying that way. [His face goes even more red, up to his ears.]

This is humiliating, do we have to go on about this?

[capsule_corp]

Hm, I don't know...

[ She'll finally take a seat next to him, and tap her lips with her index finger in mock concentration. ]

That depends...

[misterbrief]

Bulma! I don't want to talk about that anymore, it's bad enough I can't erase it from my memory completely! [It was still sort of surreal for him, as it was for Saori, he could imagine. He's so red now you'd think you could cook meat on his face. He sits back even harder into the couch, brooding. He hates this, and it shows.]

[capsule_corp]

I guess if you're that upset about it, then I don't have anything to worry about.

[misterbrief]

You never had anything to worry about. [He harrumphs in response. Though...she's taking this a lot better than he expected.]

So, you're not mad at me anymore, then?

[capsule_corp]

Oh no, I'm still mad that you decided to get on that ride without me.

[ And without elaborating, or really giving him a chance to defend himself, she's going to climb to her feet, and go to change for bed. ]

[misterbrief]

Hey! [Wow! How rude! He gets up and goes after her, how is this fair?] If I'd of known what would have happened, I'd of never gone on it! And it's not like I could have waited, it was a surprise to see who I ended up with and by the time I even got a chance to breathe I was already on the boat!

[capsule_corp]

Wow, great excuse, Vegeta.

[ She doesn't even turn to face him. She just pulls her dress off and goes digging through her clothes to find something comfortable. ]

Like you couldn't have gotten off that boat right then, or let some people in front of you so I could catch up!

[misterbrief]

And how do you know that you didn't end up in front of me? So I think the question is why didn't you wait? [He doesn't mind the view, don't get him wrong. But he's also seen this more than a thousand times too. Don't mind him, he's just checking you out while arguing.]

I had no idea where you were. So I went and got it over with.

[capsule_corp]

[ She doesn't even notice... Not that she'd even mind or be surprised in any way. ]

Because I had a feeling you already went on the ride without me. Otherwise, I would have just left entirely!

[misterbrief]

Yeah right. I bet you would have done it either way out of spite. It just happened to come with a hidden caveat, is all.

You're not already tired, are you? It's not even that late. The kids haven't even come back yet, they're probably still romping around that sad excuse for a theme park.