2nd Taunt | This is Absolutely Ludicrous....4th Wall

[misterbrief]

[If anything it's the amount of noise from all these people suddenly appearing that's really got him on edge, and it was bad enough he had to go out to run some errands for himself today in the village, grumbling angrily to himself.]

[He can be found in the plaza around the shops, at the diner Seventh Heaven, doing what a Saiyan does best- eating! Or he'll be at the Battle Dome training as per the usual later that night.]

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[gumiho_pup]

[This village, this world is not the world where her tails were sent. This does not bode well for Laon as she is no longer amused by this. She wants her tails and she wants them now. But for now.... IT IS TIME TO EAT! Unfortunately, her marble hasn't detected any Hwan around nor can she smell any. This is most unfortunate. But aha! What is this? The smell of normal human food and...?

Most interesting, something new smelling quite tasty. A small part of wonders if she can eat it or not but it matters not! IT IS FOOD AND SHE WILL HUNT IT DOWN TO EAT IT! So.... Sup Vegeta! You suddenly now have what appears to be 6-8 year old girl with two tails stalking you while you are busy stuffing your face. WHAT DO?]

[misterbrief]

[He doesn't even notice the ravenous little girl behind him, he's far too concerned with his face being filled with the huge order of food in front of him, being sucked down his throat like a high-powered vacuum plugged into an endless power supply.

The last thing he's expecting is to be attacked while in Seventh Heaven, as most of the residents and visitors have proven mostly harmless, not that he would be afraid of anything in the village anyway.]

[gumiho_pup]

[Perfect! Her prey hasn't even notice her yet! This will make things so much easier~ But hmmmm, what to go for first? His blood or his ki? Both are equally important! Of course, no one's ki can be more tasty than Tae-Ha's ki! But this one smell's like he can be a good runner-up! But hmmmm, if his ki is as tasty as he smells, then maybe she should keep him alive.

Okay, he is distracted and is getting all of those nice smelling flavors in as well. Perfect, he will be most tasty for her to devour! How nice of him to do that for her!

NOW IS THE TIME TO CHOW DOWN ON HIS KI FIRST! With inhuman speeds and stregnth (cause lawl she isn't limited like he is in this place), she jumps onto his back and bends herself in just right angle to intercept his food from going into his mouth. But how you may ask? Well, by placing her lips against his, opening both her and his mouth to start the process of sucking on his ki! Her tails posed and ready to do their magic spells should the time come for it.]

[misterbrief]

[It happened so fast, he's shoveling a large quantity of mashed potatoes into his mouth when all of a sudden he feels something grab a hold of him from behind and a face gets thrust upon his own. The shock of the action grips him for a good few seconds. It didn't help that his mouth was already open- and he can feel his ki getting ripped out of his body into thing thing latched onto him.]

[His fist flies up, also with inhuman speed and strengths because let's face it- he's not exactly human. It's aimed right for her face, his eyes wide with surprise and anger at this attack on him from out of nowhere.]

[gumiho_pup]

[Welp! She didn't expect that much strength to be in this no-sure-what-it-is thing and she goes flying just a little at the force of impact from the punch. She does recover quickly because lets face it... FOOD IS ON THE LINE HERE AND SHE IS HUNGRY! Her two tails bristle at him and she goes to glare daggers at him.]

WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!

[misterbrief]

Excuse me but I could be asking the same question of you right now! [The chair is lifted and thrown to the side- because this Prince is angry now, composure focused on how he'd blast the girl into oblivion rather than realizing that it just talked to him.]

[gumiho_pup]

I WAS EATING!

[Though excuse her for a moment as she remember the taste of his ki and is now.... Drooling. Yup, all of the drooling to be had. But why does she have to lose her tails in that stupid bet?! Stupid old hag, if she had all of her tails feasting on this awesome source of food would be easy. Far too easy but at least she would be able to eat.

Hrnnnn, to use her tail or not to use one of her tails to make it easier. But maybe he will let her continue to eat if she asked nicely! PERFECT! And if he doesn't then she will use that tail on him. Ohohohohoho, she will get his ki if it is the last thing he does. Mwahahahahahaha!]

Can I just have one more taste? [Insert sad puppy eyes now. No one can resist the sad puppy eyes.]

[misterbrief]

Absolutely not! I don't want your disgusting mouth on me again, you little monster! [There's no way he's letting some creature dine on his energy, if he has anything to say about it.]

If you're so hungry go eat some normal food! [He points over to his own food sitting up on the table.] Because you can forget about getting any more of my energy! [His fist clenches, ready to blast it if it moved at him like that again.]

[imjustsaiyan]

Vegeta! You've got wings! Are you... a parakoopa?

[gumiho_pup]

But I was hungry and you smelled the tasty out of everyone here... [Forget it Vegeta, she has your taste in her mouth now and she wants it again.] And my mouth isn't disgusting, I keep it clean like Tae-Ha tells me to.

[Oh she won't move towards him, ohohohoho no~. One of her tails twitches a little and depending on how resistant (especially to fox and chi-controlling magics) he is to magic will the effects differ but the end result should be the same, him moving towards her in order to feed her his ki.

But if he can resist it completely then he should be able to break free before the lips lock once more.]

OH MY GOD THIS IS ABRIDGED! NAPPA LOL ILU

[misterbrief]

[That voice. He never thought he'd hear that voice again. He whips himself around to face Nappa, anger unrelenting.]

No, you brainless idiot, what even is a...whatever it is you just said!

And how are you alive?!

I aim to please!

[imjustsaiyan]

[Nappa wiggles his fingers mysteriously.]

I'm the ghoooooost of Christmas Nappa. Here to teach you the ways of Parakoopa-ing.

[misterbrief]

Well I beg to differ on the matter, in fact I feel like I'm going to puke! [He wipes his own mouth off with a fist, honestly disgusted with the whole ordeal.]

[He's pretty resistant to magics that control the body, being that his mind is strong enough to resist mind control and his body being incredibly powerful, but if it's subtle at first he's not going to notice- resulting in a small step forward as he's cleaning himself off, feeling quite dirty from her presence on his mouth.]

oh god and pleasing you are doing right now, i'm crying. CRYING.

[misterbrief]

[His teeth are gritted now, he had never known Nappa to be so stupid in his entire life. He knew he was dumb but not this dumb.]

Make some sense of yourself! Have you lost your mind?! You've obviously not dead, and quit with the parakoopa crap!

[gumiho_pup]

[She frowns at that insult cause if Tae-Ha heard that... Well if he saw that then he would punish her quite a bit and she doesn't like that idea at all. A stupid human punishing a gumiho! Stupid! But.... only if he wasn't so tasty and have that strong energy like this one does.]

Puke? Is it tasty? [Head-tilt. What is this thing called 'puke'?]

[Oh it is as she is currently weakened by the lack of tails and her hunger. Dang, even in this weaken state she can tell just briefly that he is resistant. ALL THE MORE TO DEVOUR HIS KI NOW! TAE-HA AND THOSE STRANGE THINGS THAT SQUIRT WATER AT HER BE DAMNED! SHE WILL HAVE THIS PERSON'S KI! Maybe it will also fully recharge her marble as well.

Unfortunitly for her.... It is fairly easy to tell what is on her mind, AKA she still wants to eat his ki so badly, she wants it... It is her current most precious thing... Her precious new found food source.]

GOOOOD

[imjustsaiyan]

Oh, so you must be a Paragoomba instead. That makes more sense.

[Vegeta is tiny. Like a goomba. Very squashable, him. It all makes sense.]

[misterbrief]

Ugh, no, it's not tasty, it's disgusting and vile. [Face meets palm on that one.]

[But she's looking at him hungrily and he doesn't like it, and another step forward...but his palm is up and facing her now, and he's not looking too happy with her.]

If you don't move it out of here I'm going to let you meet the end of your life, and trust me, it will hurt.

[gumiho_pup]

Are you sure that it's not tasty because you don't like it? [This is the highest level of logic here man!

Oh hey! What is he doing with his hands? Is it some sort of trick? But wait a minute... He is counterpointing himself with what he just said.]

But you said that I can eat here so I can't leave without eating. [Careful, careful he must not notice. He must not. She must keep him distracted long enough for it to work.]

HAHA STAHP OMG

[misterbrief]

[The amount of retarded Nappa is giving off right now is incomprehensible to Vegeta, speaking of things that sound like those horrible video games that earth children played.]

Did someone drop you on your head? Because I'm really starting to lose my patience with you, Nappa.

[misterbrief]

No, I didn't say that. [Step forward again.] So you have until the count of five before you stop breathing.

[gumiho_pup]

Yes you diiiiiiid. [She whines and just gonna keep up with the pitiful puppy act now. Her stomach growling isn't helping matters at all either.]

What's gonna happen when you finish the counting?

[misterbrief]

You know, you're really starting to annoy me! [That whining is going to drive him insane if she keeps it up.] I just told you, but I can make it more clear if you'd like; I'm going to kill you, is that simple enough?

[His teeth grit together, but he takes another small step in her direction, unbeknownst to him.]

[gumiho_pup]

Tae-Ha says that a lot as well. Perhaps that is why your ki is so tasty! Because it's similar to his!

[Though ooooooh okay, now it makes sense! Laon cannot help but to frown a little.] Are you one of the old hag's minions?

[misterbrief]

You are such a foul creature! Why are you so insistent on stealing my energy!? [Step.] And no, I am not a minion of anything! I am Prince Vegeta!

[A ball of energy starts to glow in his hand- and if you don't make a move soon, Laon, he's going to blast you. Because he already gave up on counting.]

Poor Vegeta, his life will be such suffering to his pride. XD

[gumiho_pup]

Because I am hungry and if the old hag kicked me out of her gardens I can't eat there! And ki is the most tasty and filling thing besides the fruits of her gardens.

[And small smile now.] You can't kill me then if you are not one of her minions. [Though now just wait for it wait for it....] You are not either a Hwan or one of her minions of Order.

[Though she is going to move a little to the left to circle him a little, but not moving quite closer yet. Just a couple more steps to make it the easiest to devour more ki. Though hmmm, it might be just as easy to devour once he makes his strike.. Yeeeees, she shall do that, dodge then pounce him. IT WILL BE PERFECT!]

And I am no foul creature, I am a gumiho!