2nd Taunt | This is Absolutely Ludicrous....4th Wall

[misterbrief]

[If anything it's the amount of noise from all these people suddenly appearing that's really got him on edge, and it was bad enough he had to go out to run some errands for himself today in the village, grumbling angrily to himself.]

[He can be found in the plaza around the shops, at the diner Seventh Heaven, doing what a Saiyan does best- eating! Or he'll be at the Battle Dome training as per the usual later that night.]

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[misterbrief]

Ugh, no, it's not tasty, it's disgusting and vile. [Face meets palm on that one.]

[But she's looking at him hungrily and he doesn't like it, and another step forward...but his palm is up and facing her now, and he's not looking too happy with her.]

If you don't move it out of here I'm going to let you meet the end of your life, and trust me, it will hurt.

[gumiho_pup]

Are you sure that it's not tasty because you don't like it? [This is the highest level of logic here man!

Oh hey! What is he doing with his hands? Is it some sort of trick? But wait a minute... He is counterpointing himself with what he just said.]

But you said that I can eat here so I can't leave without eating. [Careful, careful he must not notice. He must not. She must keep him distracted long enough for it to work.]

[misterbrief]

No, I didn't say that. [Step forward again.] So you have until the count of five before you stop breathing.

[gumiho_pup]

Yes you diiiiiiid. [She whines and just gonna keep up with the pitiful puppy act now. Her stomach growling isn't helping matters at all either.]

What's gonna happen when you finish the counting?

[misterbrief]

You know, you're really starting to annoy me! [That whining is going to drive him insane if she keeps it up.] I just told you, but I can make it more clear if you'd like; I'm going to kill you, is that simple enough?

[His teeth grit together, but he takes another small step in her direction, unbeknownst to him.]

[gumiho_pup]

Tae-Ha says that a lot as well. Perhaps that is why your ki is so tasty! Because it's similar to his!

[Though ooooooh okay, now it makes sense! Laon cannot help but to frown a little.] Are you one of the old hag's minions?

[misterbrief]

You are such a foul creature! Why are you so insistent on stealing my energy!? [Step.] And no, I am not a minion of anything! I am Prince Vegeta!

[A ball of energy starts to glow in his hand- and if you don't make a move soon, Laon, he's going to blast you. Because he already gave up on counting.]

Poor Vegeta, his life will be such suffering to his pride. XD

[gumiho_pup]

Because I am hungry and if the old hag kicked me out of her gardens I can't eat there! And ki is the most tasty and filling thing besides the fruits of her gardens.

[And small smile now.] You can't kill me then if you are not one of her minions. [Though now just wait for it wait for it....] You are not either a Hwan or one of her minions of Order.

[Though she is going to move a little to the left to circle him a little, but not moving quite closer yet. Just a couple more steps to make it the easiest to devour more ki. Though hmmm, it might be just as easy to devour once he makes his strike.. Yeeeees, she shall do that, dodge then pounce him. IT WILL BE PERFECT!]

And I am no foul creature, I am a gumiho!

haha and he pouts in the corner when his pride is hurt!

[misterbrief]

[He notices her movement though- and he is no stranger to battle or strategy. So he plans accordingly, the palm following her.]

You're not going to be anything in a few seconds.

[And suddenly, he's not standing there anymore- he's gone.

And appears right behind her to let his blast go.]