2nd Taunt | This is Absolutely Ludicrous....4th Wall

[misterbrief]

[If anything it's the amount of noise from all these people suddenly appearing that's really got him on edge, and it was bad enough he had to go out to run some errands for himself today in the village, grumbling angrily to himself.]

[He can be found in the plaza around the shops, at the diner Seventh Heaven, doing what a Saiyan does best- eating! Or he'll be at the Battle Dome training as per the usual later that night.]

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[gumiho_pup]

[This village, this world is not the world where her tails were sent. This does not bode well for Laon as she is no longer amused by this. She wants her tails and she wants them now. But for now.... IT IS TIME TO EAT! Unfortunately, her marble hasn't detected any Hwan around nor can she smell any. This is most unfortunate. But aha! What is this? The smell of normal human food and...?

Most interesting, something new smelling quite tasty. A small part of wonders if she can eat it or not but it matters not! IT IS FOOD AND SHE WILL HUNT IT DOWN TO EAT IT! So.... Sup Vegeta! You suddenly now have what appears to be 6-8 year old girl with two tails stalking you while you are busy stuffing your face. WHAT DO?]

[misterbrief]

[He doesn't even notice the ravenous little girl behind him, he's far too concerned with his face being filled with the huge order of food in front of him, being sucked down his throat like a high-powered vacuum plugged into an endless power supply.

The last thing he's expecting is to be attacked while in Seventh Heaven, as most of the residents and visitors have proven mostly harmless, not that he would be afraid of anything in the village anyway.]

[gumiho_pup]

[Perfect! Her prey hasn't even notice her yet! This will make things so much easier~ But hmmmm, what to go for first? His blood or his ki? Both are equally important! Of course, no one's ki can be more tasty than Tae-Ha's ki! But this one smell's like he can be a good runner-up! But hmmmm, if his ki is as tasty as he smells, then maybe she should keep him alive.

Okay, he is distracted and is getting all of those nice smelling flavors in as well. Perfect, he will be most tasty for her to devour! How nice of him to do that for her!

NOW IS THE TIME TO CHOW DOWN ON HIS KI FIRST! With inhuman speeds and stregnth (cause lawl she isn't limited like he is in this place), she jumps onto his back and bends herself in just right angle to intercept his food from going into his mouth. But how you may ask? Well, by placing her lips against his, opening both her and his mouth to start the process of sucking on his ki! Her tails posed and ready to do their magic spells should the time come for it.]

[misterbrief]

[It happened so fast, he's shoveling a large quantity of mashed potatoes into his mouth when all of a sudden he feels something grab a hold of him from behind and a face gets thrust upon his own. The shock of the action grips him for a good few seconds. It didn't help that his mouth was already open- and he can feel his ki getting ripped out of his body into thing thing latched onto him.]

[His fist flies up, also with inhuman speed and strengths because let's face it- he's not exactly human. It's aimed right for her face, his eyes wide with surprise and anger at this attack on him from out of nowhere.]

[gumiho_pup]

[Welp! She didn't expect that much strength to be in this no-sure-what-it-is thing and she goes flying just a little at the force of impact from the punch. She does recover quickly because lets face it... FOOD IS ON THE LINE HERE AND SHE IS HUNGRY! Her two tails bristle at him and she goes to glare daggers at him.]

WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!

[misterbrief]

Excuse me but I could be asking the same question of you right now! [The chair is lifted and thrown to the side- because this Prince is angry now, composure focused on how he'd blast the girl into oblivion rather than realizing that it just talked to him.]

[gumiho_pup]

I WAS EATING!

[Though excuse her for a moment as she remember the taste of his ki and is now.... Drooling. Yup, all of the drooling to be had. But why does she have to lose her tails in that stupid bet?! Stupid old hag, if she had all of her tails feasting on this awesome source of food would be easy. Far too easy but at least she would be able to eat.

Hrnnnn, to use her tail or not to use one of her tails to make it easier. But maybe he will let her continue to eat if she asked nicely! PERFECT! And if he doesn't then she will use that tail on him. Ohohohohoho, she will get his ki if it is the last thing he does. Mwahahahahahaha!]

Can I just have one more taste? [Insert sad puppy eyes now. No one can resist the sad puppy eyes.]

[imjustsaiyan]

Vegeta! You've got wings! Are you... a parakoopa?

OH MY GOD THIS IS ABRIDGED! NAPPA LOL ILU

[misterbrief]

[That voice. He never thought he'd hear that voice again. He whips himself around to face Nappa, anger unrelenting.]

No, you brainless idiot, what even is a...whatever it is you just said!

And how are you alive?!

I aim to please!

[imjustsaiyan]

[Nappa wiggles his fingers mysteriously.]

I'm the ghoooooost of Christmas Nappa. Here to teach you the ways of Parakoopa-ing.

oh god and pleasing you are doing right now, i'm crying. CRYING.

[misterbrief]

[His teeth are gritted now, he had never known Nappa to be so stupid in his entire life. He knew he was dumb but not this dumb.]

Make some sense of yourself! Have you lost your mind?! You've obviously not dead, and quit with the parakoopa crap!

GOOOOD

[imjustsaiyan]

Oh, so you must be a Paragoomba instead. That makes more sense.

[Vegeta is tiny. Like a goomba. Very squashable, him. It all makes sense.]

HAHA STAHP OMG

[misterbrief]

[The amount of retarded Nappa is giving off right now is incomprehensible to Vegeta, speaking of things that sound like those horrible video games that earth children played.]

Did someone drop you on your head? Because I'm really starting to lose my patience with you, Nappa.

[moremoremore]

[And he can spot Greed stepping out of the item shop with a scouter in hand. He pokes at the buttons at it curiously, but with veyr little idea as to what it's doing at all.]

Huh. Pretty neat.

[misterbrief]

[He stomps over, giving Greed a glare- the guy didn't even know what he had, let alone just taking random things out of the item shop that obviously didn't belong to him.]

What are you doing with that? You don't even know what that does, do you? [He's pretty irritated with this random guy poking around with a scouter.]

[moremoremore]

[He looks up and shrugs casually at the stranger. Weird hair, dude.]

Nope. Do you?

[misterbrief]

Of course I do! It tracks the power levels of any being in a large radius around it! [Duh.]

You'll have no need for that, it won't even read in a language you'll understand.

[moremoremore]

Oh, that sounds kinda dull.

It will? Doesn't this place have some kinda... way to translate everything? [Not that he's read over the Guide much himself.]

[misterbrief]

Dull!? You don't understand how useful that is! [Where is this idiot from anyway?]

And I wouldn't know, I don't go around trying to take things that aren't mine. Unlike someone here. [Gesturing at you, Greed.]

[theperfectbeing]

[Have a familiar voice speak up as you're busy training.]

Ah Vegeta, you never change do you?

[look up to see Cell floating in mid-air above you.]

oh shit son.

[misterbrief]

Cell! [Oh hell no, he could not be here, not now.]

And what do you think you're doing here? Come to get killed yet again? I can have that arranged for you!

[Vegeta isn't going to mess around with this one. He's already in a ready stance in case Cell was going to pick a fight.]

Re: Let's go.

[theperfectbeing]

Oh, I just suddenly found myself in a whole world to play with. I think I'll start my new reign of terror and despair here by paying you back first for that cheap shot that allowed Gohan to kill me. I'm going to enjoy ramming you into ground again....

[And with that, he's right behind you, aiming a brutal sweeping kick at you're head.

this is gunna be fun. i also have no idea of Cell's canon point :x

[misterbrief]

[Cell might not of figured it out yet, but this isn't the Vegeta he knew back from the Cell games- this one is about 20 years older, and much, much stronger than the one he faced before.]

[He drops himself down, the kick missing his head by inches, and swings his own leg out in an attempt to sweep Cell off balance, to turn himself around to land a knee right into his stomach.]

Looks like this will a total reversal of the Vegeta vs Perfect Cell fight.

[theperfectbeing]

[Cell was deeply surprised when Vegeta managed dodge the blow so effortlessly and then the surprise turn to utter shock when the Saiyan Prince's knee slammed right into his stomach faster than he could react. It felt exactly like getting hit by Super Saiyan 2 Gohan. He backs away, clutching his chest in pain, eyes bugging out his head and jaw dropped.]

WH-WHAT?! THIS CAN'T BE!

Oh dear, probably if that's the case. But Cell is going to get some good hits in regardless :D

[misterbrief]

[And the bad news is, Vegeta's not even transformed yet.]

[He's grinning from ear to ear now.] My my, what do we have here? All bark and no bite, and no way out due to the barrier around this village. Well, Cell, it looks like you've picked a pretty bad day to show up in Luceti!

[He advances, chuckling quietly but loud enough for Cell to hear, lowering his voice to a low growl.] I think I'm going to enjoy this.

[A wind kicks up, blasting dust and dirt behind him from the takeoff- and the Prince is coming full force at him, fists up and aiming a punch right at Cell's face.]