5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[misterbrief]

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]



[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from doesntneedsaving!))

Comments

[fashionably_strong]

Not if you don't want to be recognized. At least dressed like this, you can pass for being a female cousin or something.

[As long as he pretends to be properly affronted that people think he looks like a guy in this form.]

And those khakis are fine...when you're eighty. Or older.

[universal_charm]

I'm not insinuating, I'm telling you the truth. By most standards, even with your crazy hair, you're hot. You should learn to take the compliment. 

_{[ He rolled his eyes. God, Vegeta, it's like convincing a cat to use the toilet. ]}

[action] [the clothing shop]

[not_a_troll]

You barely have a bosom.

[He pats against his chest.]

You should have asked the Malnosso to give you a proper bosom.

[In where Loki ignores everything Vegeta says.]

Now, where were we... Ah, yes. Panties with lace.

[Action]

[capsuleprincess]

Oh, please, are you telling me that the great prince of saiyans is so weak that he can't get over being a woman for a while? Or is it just the fact that your body was changed in general? Son-kun did just fine when he was changed, you know, and he had a hole on his gut!!

[Aka get over it and be a man, Vegeta. A man in a woman's body but a man anyway. She just rolls her eyes at the reply she gets, but she still sighs in relief at the same time, her expression softening a great deal. She feared that he would just go and refuge somewhere until he was normal again without saying a word. Which is something totally fitting for him but still it annoyed her that he would do it just because of something like this.]

Why didn't you tell me who you were then?

[doesntneedsaving]

Yes yes, I suppose I see your point. But with all the freaks here you wouldn't exactly look out of place either. I'm almost afraid to ask what else you can turn into, seeing as you can obtain a tail. But if you decide to tell me, while you're at it you can tell me how I can also do the same so I can have my tail back.

[You have no idea how bad he wants his tail back. He wants it so. Bad.]

[doesntneedsaving]

Well excuse me! [He thought his khakis looked good. Maybe he should ditch the idea of the dweeb Capsule Corp jacket and go back to his old brown leather one. And his long sleeved shirts he has. He likes those.]

[But he grins, he has an awful idea that Bulla will just hate.] Perhaps I'll find every florescent color in here and put it together, and when someone says something to me about it I'll tell them you put it together for me.

[That's so mean Vegeta, jessus.]

[doesntneedsaving]

[He's sort of getting the feeling that he was telling him the truth on the matter. But doesn't the saying go, beauty was in the eye of the beholder? Great, Kirk actually thinks he's good looking. That makes him more grossed out, despite the fact that he's giving him a compliment.

Fine, you know what, fine. Vegeta sighs, it couldn't get much worse than getting hit on by his associate here.]

Well it's good to know that my looks carried over from my male body to my female one. At least those idiots didn't screw that much up. I would like to see how this body handles combat. Would you like to volunteer? [He grins back at Kirk, after that little display before he's hoping to scare the hell out of him.]

[action] [the clothing shop]

[doesntneedsaving]

[He looks down at his own chest. What? He had boobs, they were plenty big enough for him, what in the galaxy was he talking about?]

Shut up! There is absolutely nothing wrong with the size of my chest! They are plenty big enough, so why don't you pipe down you disgusting boy! [Wait a second. Why are you judging and being defensive of your own chest Vegeta, are you completely losing it? He grits his teeth and immediately turns red after realizing what he'd just done.]

I do not want any undergarments with lace, so you can get that out of your head right now! [He's just so. Frustrated.] Don't you have anything better to do than lurk inside of the female loungerie section!?

[Action]

[doesntneedsaving]

I'll have you know how unbelievably absurd it is for the Prince of Saiyans to be changed into a woman! [His pride Bulma. His dignity. It hurts.]

Besides, Kakarot is stupid enough that he probably could barely tell the difference between being in a different body. And good, I'm glad he had a hole, it would have matched the one he's got in his brain!

[This is so frustrating, he can barely take it. He wants to punch a hole in the wall of the shop. He calms down for a second, so he can at least explain himself why he was hiding his identity.]

I was going to eventually. I just wasn't ready at the time to come home looking like...this. [He crosses his arms and just lets the whole 'I've got boobs thing' soak in a little.] I don't know how many times I have to reiterate to you how embarrassing this is, especially having to come home to you and Bulla as such. I wasn't sure how you'd react to seeing me like this. [He's still expecting to get laughed at endlessly once the initial shock wears off.]

[fashionably_strong]

Then I'll tell them I put it together because you lost a bet!

[Oh, it is so on, daddy dearest.]

[doesntneedsaving]

Ha! I don't make a bet I know I can't win. And I'm pretty sure most of the beings around here have figured out that I hate to lose. Now let's see.

[He wanders over and finds the most hideous color of yellow he can find. It's damn near chartreuse. And then he picks up a belt that's hot pink.]

How about these? I think these would look splendid! [He knows they totally DON'T.]

[windandrain]

I can't do that, unfortunately. It's not something a being like you can do, Vegeta.

[Her voice grows suddenly quiet, seeing as how this conversation parallels an earlier one with Eugene. A man with one leg, who wanted to learn how to regrow it. She'd hurt him by mistake, telling him he couldn't do such a thing. Of course, Vegeta's a bit tougher, but it doesn't really change the comparison in her mind.]

I'm sorry.

[action] [the clothing shop]

[not_a_troll]

[Loki blinks a couple of times. Sometimes Vegeta is too stupid for his own good. He wonders if the other realizes that. So he shakes his head.]

To one's own eye they might seem big. After all, you are not used to having female parts. But to a man's eyes they are but peas. Second of all, you are turning crimson.

[Oh, but Loki has an answer to that.]

Well, the rack with really funny shirts is right here, quite close to the department of female panties.

Do not fret, Vegeta, we shall find a solution for this.

[weaponry]

There's nothing wrong with being a woman! [ Tenten's voice is sharp and caustic. ] But I can see how it's frustrating being put in a different body... [ She shakes her head. ] But it is a little funny because you aren't very fitting as a girl. You just don't look like one, even now. I'd feel similar to what you feel now, but I would be able to transform back into a girl, so.

[ She shrugs. [

[universal_charm]

_{[ He is quiet a moment and then holds up his fingers and ticks them off. ]}

No blowing me up, no throwing me through the sky, no punching me through walls. 

[fashionably_strong]

Even if they know you hate to lose, that doesn't mean that they know you don't make dumb bets.

[Her eyes widen in horror when she sees the combination. She'd be more worried if she didn't know he was doing this on purpose.]

Are you seriously trying to make me barf in this store?! Ugh! Let an expert take over before you embarrass yourself.

[doesntneedsaving]

[He figured he wouldn't be able to, because let's be logical here- she's a god and he's not. He knows what his body is capable of doing. And he's really not hurt at all by that fact, as much as he would really, really like it back.] I'm aware. I was being facetious. [Sort of.]

Don't look at me like that, I'm not sitting here crying over it. I already know of a way to grow it back anyhow, it's just not permanent and there simply isn't the technology available to us here to do so now. [As close to comforting as he gets. She really doesn't have to go so quiet on him, acting all like she cares and stuff. But they'd been through enough at this point where he isn't going to tell her off completely or reject her kindness.]

[windandrain]

I know you're not. I just...I don't know.

[She lowers her eyes and looks away. She didn't really expect him to feel the same way as a mortal like Eugene. He was a warrior, that one was a radio DJ. There was no reason, but she has to take a moment to shake her head clear. Mortals...could be so alike and so different.]

Sorry. I've been on edge since the draft. Oversensitive about such things.

[action] [the clothing shop]

[doesntneedsaving]

[He'll fight down that red off his cheeks. This boy. He swears one day he'll pay him back ten fold.] What I don't understand is why a boy is eyeing up my chest like that. Perhaps you should think about acquiring some tact, how repulsive. As I stated before I'm not sure what movies you've been watching but I think that someone needs to find you something PG-13 for you to watch instead. And take away your Starkphone. [He really doesn't feel like Loki should have access to the internet.]

Besides, the solution is very clear. You make yourself scarce and I sort out my own problem. It's as simple as that.

[doesntneedsaving]

[There is everything wrong with being a woman. Everything.]

I would hope I wouldn't be fitting as a girl, because I'm not exactly supposed to be a girl, now am I? [He sighs. He doesn't really want to control his anger but he's trying to.] Somehow I don't quite believe that you'd just be able to flip your gender back to the correct one, I'd think these awful shifts would prevent such an occurrence. Is that another one of your chakra tricks?

[doesntneedsaving]

I think you left out a few things, but that's all for the better now isn't it. [He waves his hand- he's done fucking with him. He had his fun, he's sure he'll get another chance.]

Now if you don't mind I've got a lot on my plate to handle at the moment. Unless you have any bright ideas to make this situation any less horrific. [He really is thinking a lot about how to handle this when he gets home. It's just unnerving. He'll eventually get used to the body, but by that time he'll probably of changed back.]

[universal_charm]

You could always go for a few drinks. Maybe being tipsy will help - or plain drunk.

[doesntneedsaving]

[Oh look, something bright orange.] Fine, let's add this in and see how it turns out. I hope your stomach can handle it! [Now he's just having fun with her. The look on her face is exquisite. He laughs as he's holding up his newly acquired neon orange pants he's found.]

[doesntneedsaving]

[He sits back in his chair and looks right at her. He's not entirely buying that excuse. And he will make sure to make it painfully obvious he's not buying it.] Right. I'm pretty sure if I can handle my own experiences from the draft you can handle yours.

[He hasn't let himself get emotional over it since he got back, he won't let himself.]

[doesntneedsaving]

No thanks. If I have to look at another bottle of scotch again it'll be too soon.