5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[misterbrief]

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]



[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from doesntneedsaving!))

Comments

[universal_charm]

_{[ He laughed at that. ]}

Mean to tell me you can't hold your liquor? 

[windandrain]

[Well if he won't buy that...]

Oh, very well. I...said something similar to a friend on the draft, a young man with one leg. I...forgot myself and was less than gentle telling him that I could not help him. It's been bothering me. I am probably dwelling on it too much.

[doesntneedsaving]

I can hold it just fine. It just gets questionable after roughly forty-five shots or so. Especially if it's bad liquor. I've had better on planets that are so run down that even rats would reconsider living there. Needless to say those particular planets weren't worthy of existing anymore.

[He used to really like blowing up planets.]

[doesntneedsaving]

Well the last time I checked you were the god of wind and rain, not regeneration. So that's his own fault for thinking that you could simply give him his leg back. [He agrees. She is dwelling on it far too much.] Maybe next time he'll be a little more careful.

[fashionably_strong]

Did you lose all the fashion sense I taught you when you got a new body, or are you doing this on purpose?!

[Seriously, that's awful. Inside, she's screaming at the way her retinas are burning from all of that neon put together in one hideous outfit.]

I'm not the one who has to walk around in that in public, you know. So if you're trying to punish me for not training with this fashion disaster, it's not going to work!

[weaponry]

[ SEXIST!!!! Tenten will state that everything is right if you're a woman. But, whatever. ]

I know that's true, but, you think they'd be able to do a better job and at least make you look like one. You're worth the effort. [ That might just be the biggest backhanded compliment in the history of Luceti. ]

You're probably right, though. Chakra can make you transform into anyone! See, watch. [ Tenten does her hand signals before transforming right into.... well, a more prettier and naturally feminine version of sexswapped!Vegeta. ]

[windandrain]

Sometimes...mortals expect things from gods. It's a Western idea. I would help him if I could. Because I do regenerate. But...I'm not him.

[doesntneedsaving]

[He's failing to stifle another laugh at this point, she's pretty angry with him and it was quite hilarious. He throws everything he'd picked up to the side in a heap, grinning devilishly at her.] Not exactly a punishment but I suppose I can count it toward the next time I have to discipline you. Maybe. I'll have to think about it.

[He hasn't forgotten at all! He just doesn't understand fashion all that well still. To prove it he goes over and picks out a pair of jeans, a white tanktop that didn't cut down at all in the chest, and a blue low cut v-neck shirt.] There, how about this instead? Will this satisfy your insatiable need to make me look like a model?

[doesntneedsaving]

[He doesn't care! He doesn't want boobs! And...why are you suddenly him!?]

What is this sorcery?! [Eyes are wide and in shock.] That's...impossible! What kind of demon are you? [Vegeta, she said it was Chakra remember?]

[universal_charm]

_{[ He stares at her for a second and then shook his head. Alien physiology, so of course it meant that human alcohol might not effect her the same way it would a human. That last part though... ]}

Okay, seriously, I really wish you'd see a therapist about this whole 'destroying planets' thing. 

[action] [the clothing shop]

[not_a_troll]

[Loki listens to Vegeta's words and blinks a couple of time.]

Does this mean I am allowed to call you Vegetara? It has a more feminine ring to it, you see?

[He completely ignores the other's words and moves to rummage through a basket full of panties.]

Ah, here are some with lace. And also in a variety of colors. Perhaps you can change colors depending on your mood. They have magical rings for that on Midgard, you see?

[doesntneedsaving]

Oh so you're telling me you can't perform miracles? And here I thought you were around simply to hold their hand. Isn't that what gods do? [He's not being serious. It's a really mean-spirited joke, but still a joke nonetheless.]

[windandrain]

[She looks away]

I can to mortal eyes. But sometimes, I don't know...they expect ridiculous things. I am no...healer. But sometimes I wish I was.

[doesntneedsaving]

At least you're not foolish enough to think that I'm bluffing. I'll have to give you credit for that. [He just smirks. He doesn't regret a single one he's destroyed either.]

I'm not the one who needs a therapist around here. Last time I checked my sanity was just fine. Speaking of which, how is yours holding up?

[action] [the clothing shop]

[doesntneedsaving]

[Vegetara!? He stands there and fumes a little and puts on his best 'not amused' face.] No. In fact I'd prefer it if you didn't address me at all. [It wouldn't be so bad if he was in his male body. But that's...not the case.]

[He leans over and peers at the basket. He really is looking for panties for him, just...ugh! He walks right over to the god and goes to grab the backside of his shirt by the collar, to lift him up and put him back down away from the basket, folding his arms haughtily and glaring at Loki in the process.]

You really don't know when to quit do you? Listen, if it'll make you get out of my hair faster you can pick out one shirt for me. But you will not touch any undergarments. Got it?

[fashionably_strong]

[Huff. She crosses her arms and tries to remind herself that her father is stuck in a woman's body. That's got to be why he's being extra bratty today.]

I suppose that'll do. It looks okay. You won't embarrass yourself walking around in that, at least. And if it was really insatiable, I'd never let up at all.

[She's just stubborn about not letting her father look like a dork in public. It's part of how she shows she cares.]

[doesntneedsaving]

Well, you're in luck. They happen to have those fillial spirits here or whatever it is that they're called. Didn't you use that very same magic on me when I arrived? [He doesn't look too happy about that, the idea of magic. Or that he might have to learn how to use it one day.]

[weaponry]

Relax! It's something you can do with chakra, see? Watch! [ Tenten activates the transformation again only to turn into ... an antelope! What a cutie! ] See? [ The transformation poofs off and she returns to normal. ] I can transform into a guy version of you, if you really wanted verification. [ She's totally not taking him seriously right now. ]

[windandrain]

They don't allow me to regrow limbs...

[action] [the clothing shop]

[not_a_troll]

One shirt? May I pick one shirt for you?

[Loki smiles and that smile quickly turns into a grin.]

I shall but only if you promise me to pick the purple panties, yes?

[doesntneedsaving]

[Thank the stars for that approval- he's just copying what he thinks he remembers seeing in public before. And even then, he's surprised he even remembered.]

[So he goes and changes into it in the dressing room, coming back out looking quite red.]

Why is this so tight. [It looks like it should. But aside from his muscle shirts, what he's used to is much more loose, of course.]

[doesntneedsaving]

[Paint him surprised. He's never seen anything like this ever.]

So you're telling me that you can transform into anything simply by placing your hands in a certain position in a particular order? [He'd call it nonsense but he sort of just...witnessed it.

What's with all the brain breakers in this village gosh]

[doesntneedsaving]

Do you know that for a fact? Perhaps there is a plateau you just haven't ascended to yet.

[action] [the clothing shop]

[doesntneedsaving]

Forget it. [He might get them. He just needs underwear damn it. Besides, if he picks the purple panties that means not only has he let Loki pick a shirt, he's let him pick panties too.]

It's a shirt or nothing at all.

[windandrain]

Yes. My domain will never change, unless...I were to consume the essence of another god. And that is a sin. The greatest sin.