misterbrief: (A crying child?)
Prince "Kayne Mecha-Yeezus Arnold West" Vegeta ([personal profile] misterbrief) wrote2013-04-15 01:24 pm

5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]




[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]


Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]


Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]


Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]


Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]


House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]


((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from [personal profile] doesntneedsaving!))
universal_charm: (Default)

[personal profile] universal_charm 2013-05-04 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)

[ And that is really an issue you should look into, Vegeta. There was nothing wrong with liking a fight, but Kirk would have to speak out against the willful annihilation of entire planets of innocents.

He swats at her, glaring. ]

It's fine, thanks, though it's no thanks to you and that stunt you pulled.

doesntneedsaving: From Dragon Ball Multiverse (I don't suppose you're going to stay dow)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-05-05 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that's kind of gross? He can see why that would be a sin.]

I wasn't trying to suggest that you do something like that. All I was suggesting that maybe with enough work and training you can use the filial magic to regrow limbs. I've found in the past that there's always a new level to everything. Maybe you just haven't tried hard enough.
doesntneedsaving: From Dragon Ball Multiverse (Now now that wasn't such a bright idea.)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-05-05 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Come now, it could have been worse. I didn't let you die, now did I? Besides, if you took the time to learn to fly then you wouldn't have these problems now would you?
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[personal profile] windandrain 2013-05-05 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'm...not sure that's something Nala can do. Filial magic is...well, frankly it's fairly weak compared to the sorts of spiritual power I'm used to using.
song_princess: (Yay!)

DO IT AND TAKE IT PROPERLY! KARMA DEMANDS IT!

[personal profile] song_princess 2013-05-05 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry...... [Kick puppy look is a good but then! BRILLIANCE!]

I PUT THEM ON! [Oh please do turn and see her! And even if Vegeta does, she will just trot around to his front and then.... EVER SO PROUDLY SHOW HIM WHAT A GOOD JOB SHE DID WITH THE PANTIES!]
Edited 2013-05-05 04:08 (UTC)
weaponry: (Communicating with two cans and a string)

[personal profile] weaponry 2013-05-05 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much! It's how I used to kill people before I was skilled with weapons. I'd jump right above them as my teammates distracted them and turned into a really heavy object. However, that didn't work one day... [ Her voice trails off, looking a bit distraught before continuing. ] So I went with guaranteed killers after that.
fashionably_strong: (tee hee)

[personal profile] fashionably_strong 2013-05-05 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Women's clothing is usually tight fitting - especially if it's something you're layering under looser clothing.

[She looks over the outfit and nods.]

That should be fine.
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[personal profile] universal_charm 2013-05-06 12:23 am (UTC)(link)

Did you miss the part where I'm not any part Saiyan? I don't think flying is a thing I can do, and these wings of ours cannot physically do it. They need to be something like 30 times bigger to handle my weight.

doesntneedsaving: From Dragon Ball Multiverse comic that I've never read (Are you serious?)

HE ALREADY GETS KARMA'D ENOUGH....

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-05-06 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
That's right, you're sorry. [He looks down and

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HIM AGAIN]


Would you cut that out!? [He frantically goes to push her dress down once again. Didn't she listen the first time!?] Didn't I tell you not to do that? I see you have them on, yes, now go run and play outside or something! [CHILDREN ASDKLFJ;LASKFJ;ALSKDF;ASKLDF;]
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[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-05-06 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be a fool. You don't have to be a Saiyan to fly. Humans are perfectly capable of it. The wings are completely unnecessary.
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[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-05-06 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[That's...kind of weird. He sort of feels as if he should leave that one alone. There are people dumb enough to get killed by that tactic? He guesses if they were stupid enough then they probably deserved to die then...]

Where are all these weapons you use anyway? [He's asking a bad question, isn't he?]
doesntneedsaving: (Great so I'm stuck like this.)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-05-06 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
How humiliating. [HE DOES NOT LIKE THIS ONE BIT BULLA. NOT ONE BIT.]

Let's just go home, I don't want to stay in here any longer than I have to. I'm sure there will be a multitude of embarrassment waiting for me there that I've yet to endure.
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[personal profile] universal_charm 2013-05-06 01:54 am (UTC)(link)

Riiiiiiight. I think you might have been dropped to many times as a kid too.

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[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-05-06 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Suit yourself. Humans fly all the time where I'm from. I'd show you but I wouldn't be surprised if you lacked the mental and physical discipline to even control your ki.
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[personal profile] universal_charm 2013-05-07 01:16 am (UTC)(link)

[ His eyebrow twitches. Was that a challenge, sir? ]

Oh really? And what makes you so sure of that?

[ Yeah, that would be a huffy challenge in his tone. ]

fashionably_strong: (worried)

[personal profile] fashionably_strong 2013-05-07 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well, hopefully you'll change back soon...

[Because the idea of explaining feminine hygiene products in depth or being around her father at that time of the month was mildly horrifying.]

I honestly don't think you're giving Mom or Goku enough credit, though.

[They might laugh if he'd ignored warnings about some strange artifact that had the ability to change a person's sex, but this hadn't happened because of stubborn pride or impulsivity.]

You're probably through the worst of the humiliation now.
doesntneedsaving: (Shut.  Up.)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-05-07 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Do you even know what ki is? [He highly doubts it.]
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[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-05-07 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well I certainly hope you're right. [He probably isn't giving them enough credit. But still. He just cannot deal with this body right now.]

Come. [He is leaving, no if's and's or but's.]
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[personal profile] universal_charm 2013-05-07 02:16 am (UTC)(link)

No, but in typical you fashion, you'll tell me to feed your ego.

weaponry: (There's nothing funny about)

[personal profile] weaponry 2013-05-07 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yep. A lot of people have died to the good ol' iron anvil. ]

Hmm... well, they're at my sides, and on my back of course! [ But the only things she has there are giant rolls of paper with strange markings on them. ] I keep them in scrolls when I'm not fighting so I can store more. Not to mention, unsummoning them will cause a flurry of them to swarm the opponent at once! A sure kill! [ If you're fodder. ]
not_a_troll: (ta-dah!)

[action] [the clothing shop]

[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-07 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Loki shakes his head and starts to rummage through the vast collection of absolutely funny shirts. He picks this one because it refers to bros and being mad. And Vegeta got mad quite often.

He holds it up.]


Ta-dah!
Edited 2013-05-07 09:54 (UTC)
doesntneedsaving: (Great so I'm stuck like this.)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-05-07 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[He just rolls his eyes.] It's a energy force inside of every living being, idiot. You've got one too, it's just not strong because you don't train. [And because you're human.]
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[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-05-07 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[He raises his eyebrow.] ....Right. [Scrolls. Yeah. Ok Tenten. You're crazy. He can believe Chakra but not that.] I'm beginning to have a little more faith in you dropping yourself from the sky than summoning weapons out of scrolls. Unless you need to wave your fingers like that again.

[He is currently trying to decide how humiliating it is to perform these hand signals. It's still not as bad as the fusion dance.]
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[action] [the clothing shop]

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-05-07 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What does that even mean. Is this more of that nonsense you get from the internet? [Totes not impressed Loki. Totes not.]
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[personal profile] fashionably_strong 2013-05-08 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
All right.

[She nods. It's probably best if he's home with people he's comfortable with at a time like this. With luck, this won't last too long. In the meantime, she'll make sure to pick up an extra outfit or two for him later.]

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