misterbrief: (A crying child?)
Prince "Kayne Mecha-Yeezus Arnold West" Vegeta ([personal profile] misterbrief) wrote2013-04-15 01:24 pm

5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]




[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]


Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]


Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]


Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]


Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]


House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]


((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from [personal profile] doesntneedsaving!))
4starsavior: (wow that's neat!)

[Action - house 29]

[personal profile] 4starsavior 2013-04-18 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa! [He dodges the blast rather than deflecting it, so it's only the front door area that gets destroyed instead of the top floor. He just laughs it off.] Good to see that hasn't changed!
doesntneedsaving: From Dragon Ball Multiverse (That's too bad isn't it.)

[Action - house 29]

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-18 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He just laughs, stretching his fingers and closing his hand back into a fist.] Kakarot, have you gotten slower? Oh yes, I forgot you're about ten years behind me now, aren't you? [He glances over at the now non-existent door.] I don't think Bulma is going to appreciate it when the house gets destroyed. Oh well.

[Vegeta, this is a really bad place to act like a little kid, but he doesn't care-] Dodge this! [-so he's going to stand up and try again, throwing a few more at Goku. He hasn't really gotten to test his new body out yet and he's sort of curious.]

4starsavior: (I don't believe it!)

[Action] 1/2

[personal profile] 4starsavior 2013-04-18 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, didn't think 'bout that! [He'd rather not get yelled at by Bulma when she gets back, so once he's dodged those shots, he'll go with a tried-and-true tactic.]
4starsavior: (laugh it off)

[Action] 2/2 (done)

[personal profile] 4starsavior 2013-04-18 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Catch me if you can! [Childishly, he sticks out his tongue and zooms out the hole where the door used to be.]
doesntneedsaving: From Dragon Ball Multiverse (Preposterous!)

[Action]

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-18 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Whoops. Looks like the entire front of the house is gone now, way to go Vegeta, you better fess up to that when your wife gets home.

Hey, where does he think he's going!?]


You coward, get back here! [And of course he gives chase, rushing out of the front and taking after Goku at full speed.]

You're not going to get away from me you clown! [He takes aim and chucks more ki blasts at the fleeing Saiyan.]
windandrain: (Embarrassed)

[personal profile] windandrain 2013-04-18 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
That...shouldn't happen again.

[She sighs and nods, though. Once it's been done she should be able to manage it better a second time. It wouldn't be so overwhelming]

As for that, I don't know. But I have a friend who lives there, so...please don't?
fashionably_strong: (Default)

[personal profile] fashionably_strong 2013-04-18 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[That is an eerily familiar look, and there is no way this woman isn't related to her father somehow.]

Well, you're a saiyan, and nobody has muscle definition like yours without working out a lot.

[Especially for females. Pan trains much more than Bulla ever did, and her arms are still quite slim. Bulla may not be a genius, but she can be observant when she's not blinded by annoyance.]

Am I wrong?
Edited 2013-04-18 01:48 (UTC)
aerialassault: (confident -- totally chill)

[personal profile] aerialassault 2013-04-18 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Now, now. Relax. It ain't that important."

It was only a small retaliation for irritating him on the Draft. He still had no idea what the proper solution was, but that was only the way of life.
universal_charm: (Default)

[personal profile] universal_charm 2013-04-18 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ He is glaring at you she-sir. Glaring, do you hear? Those baby blue are narrow and flashing daggers.

And despite all sanity, he's suddenly grabbing your ears and tugging them sharply, like he's trying to steer a dog or a horse or something. ]


Put me down or so help me I will endeavor to see your wife torture you for the rest of your life.
capsuleprincses: (005 - I still see suspicion in your eyes)

[Action]

[personal profile] capsuleprincses 2013-04-18 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Bulma makes a beeline to the store with a brisk pace, though it slows down upon spotting the woman waiting for her. What are the chances of her not recognizing him? Or of her trying to fool herself into thinking that "it can't be"? If she was new to Luceti it would be possible, however that's not the case and after seeing Goku turned into Ginyuu it's not as if she doesn't know better already.

Her pace becomes a very slow walk as she approaches the woman, giving her a look. That hairstyle... Not as edgy as Vegeta's but still pretty recognizable, basically what she would expect had Vegeta had a sister or been a girl. That general aura. The things they talked about... One size fits all uniforms...

She stops in front of the girl with a "Really?" expression on her face. She doesn't seem angry or sad, neither confused only slightly frustrated and wary, that's a good thing, right?]
goldenglasses: (Would you knock it off?!)

[Voice]

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2013-04-18 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
It- well... You see-NEVER MIND THAT! I don't want to be talking about ANY underwear with YOU!
weaponry: (You have crabs? The size of footballs?)

[personal profile] weaponry 2013-04-18 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
The only place you can actually get clothes of any sort is the clothing shop. [ But, she can guess by the fact that someone is asking her how to dress that this is the Malnosso's doing. ]

As for combat clothing, I have a couple of outfit made specifically for that if you want to borrow them until it passes. A kunoichi has to be careful, you know! [ She isn't aware this is Vegeta. But, if she learned... well, she'd be interested in seeing if he was still able to control his powers. ]
doesntneedsaving: (I assure you I'll still kill you.)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-18 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aw man, ruin all his fun. He sighs, fine he wouldn't blow up the mountain range, maybe he'll just wait to get home and take some pot shots at Kakarot instead, which sounded fun anyway which is currently happening.]

Alright alright, fine, I'll think about it. [He shoots her a wicked grin however.] No promises though.
doesntneedsaving: From Dragon Ball Multiverse (That's too bad isn't it.)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-18 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[And this is how he knows Bulla has at least half a brain unlike most people he knew, she's already picked out that he was a Saiyan right off the bat. He's pretty proud of her honestly and he'll think she's smart no matter what. Though he guesses his muscle tone and definition did kind of give it away.]

Maybe you are, maybe you aren't. Who knows? [Mess with her a bit? Sure why not, he's not above teasing his daughter.] You sure seem to know a lot about the Saiyans, how is it you came across that knowledge? You must know that race was completely wiped out save a few.
doesntneedsaving: (Default)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-18 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
He harrumphs, because he knows Cliff is just giving him shit. "How did you even know it was me, is it honestly that obvious?" This seriously isn't fair, he thought he looked totally different.
doesntneedsaving: From Dragon Ball Multiverse (Here it comes!)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-18 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Arrrgh! If you don't let go of my ears right now I'll be putting you down so far that even archaeologists aren't going to be able to find you! [He is this || close to kneeing Kirk in the balls to get him to let go.]
doesntneedsaving: (Shut.  Up.)

[Action]

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-18 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[She stops right in front of him, with that look on her face. He knows this look.]

What, is there something grotesque on my face or something? [That's what girls say, right?]
doesntneedsaving: From Dragon Ball Multiverse (Here it comes!)

[Voice]

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-18 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you mean never mind that, you tried offering yourself as a bodyguard, honestly don't you have any sense of pride?! [He's sort of steamed for no good reason really, but hey, that's pretty normal for him.]

What, is there something wrong, how dare you treat a lady like that! Didn't your mother teach you any manners? [Yep, super angry for no good reason.]
doesntneedsaving: (How embarrassing...)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-18 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, thank the stars it's another one of the few around here that isn't a moron. Though this is slightly embarrassing, regardless. Anything right now to get out of this awful dress. Wait did she say 'until it passes'?]

I suppose you've figured out I've been a subject to the morons we know as the Malnosso. Yes, that would be welcome- I quite frankly can't stand this New Feather dress and I definitely can't do any sort of training in it.
fashionably_strong: (wave)

[personal profile] fashionably_strong 2013-04-18 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Because my father is Prince Vegeta...and you actually look a lot like him, so I'm preeeetty sure we're related.

[Right down to the manner of speech. Her ki sensing isn't that good yet, but there is something familiar about it, too.]

Are you cousins? I'd have guessed long lost sister, except Dad's only sibling is my uncle Tarble.

goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Oh... fuck YOU! You moron!)

[Voice]

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2013-04-19 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
HEY! I have pride! Lots of it! Enough to know that I'd be a great body guard! There's nothing wrong with me! And I have plenty of manners even without a mom so: HA!
doesntneedsaving: From Dragon Ball Multiverse (That's too bad isn't it.)

[personal profile] doesntneedsaving 2013-04-19 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Awww she even used his title. Good girl.]

Your father? Prince Vegeta? [He crosses his arms, looking all 'not convinced'.] I'm afraid I find that pretty hard to believe, you don't even look like a Saiyan. You shouldn't make claims like that, that could get you killed.

[He ignores her question, because he is trying soooo hard not to laugh.]
aerialassault: (thinking -- so that's it)

[personal profile] aerialassault 2013-04-19 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
"I actually wasn't sure at first if you wanna believe that. But, we kept taking and...well," he shrugged, spreading his arms as if he were making an opening, "its the way you talk and the way you move. Not very ladylike, even if you look like one."
universal_charm: (Default)

[personal profile] universal_charm 2013-04-19 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh you're going to put be down, you dick!

[ Damn you, for not having a penis for him to roughly kick. DAMN. YOU. He gave another sharp tug and glared at her, and he might have stamped his foot if he could. ]

Down. Now. No dropping.
windandrain: (Flirty)

[personal profile] windandrain 2013-04-19 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Why not go make a token attempt to destroy the barrier?

[Worth trying, at least.]

Maybe you'll succeed where others haven't?

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