[Vegetara!? He stands there and fumes a little and puts on his best 'not amused' face.] No. In fact I'd prefer it if you didn't address me at all. [It wouldn't be so bad if he was in his male body. But that's...not the case.]
[He leans over and peers at the basket. He really is looking for panties for him, just...ugh! He walks right over to the god and goes to grab the backside of his shirt by the collar, to lift him up and put him back down away from the basket, folding his arms haughtily and glaring at Loki in the process.]
You really don't know when to quit do you? Listen, if it'll make you get out of my hair faster you can pick out one shirt for me. But you will not touch any undergarments. Got it?
[action] [the clothing shop]
[He leans over and peers at the basket. He really is looking for panties for him, just...ugh! He walks right over to the god and goes to grab the backside of his shirt by the collar, to lift him up and put him back down away from the basket, folding his arms haughtily and glaring at Loki in the process.]
You really don't know when to quit do you? Listen, if it'll make you get out of my hair faster you can pick out one shirt for me. But you will not touch any undergarments. Got it?