misterbrief | 6th Taunt

[It's been a few days since Father's Day. And he got a really nice surprise from his daughter that he never thought possible. Bulla training and honing her skills and power, it really meant something to him; so he's flipping his journal open now since Luceti played a large part of it. He's not even angry this time.]

It's come to my attention that a good number of you had a hand in the gift I received over the weekend. I will say I'm impressed- the lot of you have done the impossible with my daughter Bulla and it most certainly paid off. So for that...[His voice trails off, since saying these sorts of things isn't exactly natural to him.] For that I am grateful. I know a good portion of the time we are safe inside this barrier, but you must understand that I worry for her safety regardless.

So I suppose this is the part where I ask something else not so specific. The gift I received was for your Earthling holiday Father's Day. I've never put much stock in such things, but this last weekend certainly has changed my mind about it a little. Is this something you also observe in your own worlds? And if so, what is it that you've done or would do that you would consider worthy of your father?

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Argh, no, you don't literally crawl. It's a deplorable place with endless amounts of teenagers who have nothing better to do all day than shop. I hate going there, it's enough to drive any other sentient being insane.

Oh, really? I guess I can see a problem with being too materialistic, but it doesn't sound like it'd make me insane.

[When he stops and thinks about it...Aang might like the mall. Because he'd get to hang out with all of his irritating friends. Probably time to paint an awful picture of it.]

Wait until one is built here. Then you'll get dragged into shops and made to try on every piece of clothing in the store for hours on end. And what's worse, you might even be forced into going into shops specializing in women's undergarments.

I... would? Why would I wanna do that? Will I have to dress as Kyoshi again?

Yes, yes you would, that's what malls are for, after all. [Now he's just trying to scare Aang, poor boy.] I don't know who this Kyoshi is but if it's procuring that sort of reaction from you it's very possible that you might.

Really? But I mean... dressing as Kyoshi wasn't too bad. It was kind of comfortable! And if it'll help preserve balance, why not?

[He chuckles, he figures 'dressing as Kyoshi' might mean 'wearing a dress'.] And how exactly is it going to help preserve balance? The only balance you should be concerned with is the time you spend as a mannequin for your 'friends'. I hope you like skirts.

Preserving balance for the world, I mean! And skirts... They're okay!

What do you mean skirts are ok. The last time I checked you were male, why are you wearing skirts?

[Vegeta can barely stand to wear pink, let alone skirts...

Trunks on the other hand, that's a different story.]

Because my previous life had one! And I had to channel Avatar Kyoshi, so wearing her clothing really helped out!

So you Avatars reincarnate. Interesting. I'm sure you could have done that without the use of wearing the clothing of a dead Avatar. [Wait a second]

Hold on a minute, does that mean that Korra is a reincarnation of you or are you a reincarnation of her? [Please tell him she came afterwards, because UGH SHE IS SO ANNOYING AND HE CANNOT STAND HER.]

Maybe! But I think it helped.

And... Yeah. She's - she's my next life. [He says with a little flicker to his smile.] My previous life was here too, but he already went home.

[Vegeta feels that Aang's next life was very much wasted. Too bad.]

I hope your previous life was more tolerable than your next one.

Roku? He's really nice! And he's gonna raise a dragon.

A dragon. Really. [All he sees is a charred Avatar in his head.]

Yep! His name was Fang. I got to meet his spirit!

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