misterbrief | 6th Taunt

[It's been a few days since Father's Day. And he got a really nice surprise from his daughter that he never thought possible. Bulla training and honing her skills and power, it really meant something to him; so he's flipping his journal open now since Luceti played a large part of it. He's not even angry this time.]

It's come to my attention that a good number of you had a hand in the gift I received over the weekend. I will say I'm impressed- the lot of you have done the impossible with my daughter Bulla and it most certainly paid off. So for that...[His voice trails off, since saying these sorts of things isn't exactly natural to him.] For that I am grateful. I know a good portion of the time we are safe inside this barrier, but you must understand that I worry for her safety regardless.

So I suppose this is the part where I ask something else not so specific. The gift I received was for your Earthling holiday Father's Day. I've never put much stock in such things, but this last weekend certainly has changed my mind about it a little. Is this something you also observe in your own worlds? And if so, what is it that you've done or would do that you would consider worthy of your father?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

If you can't contain your 'youth' then I'll do it for you. [Ok, calm down, this wasn't the point of the entire broadcast.]

Or... perhaps you can embrace your youth as well!

Sorry. I'm afraid I'm getting a little too old for that. And while you're at it you can refrain from spreading that idea to my daughter. [He's got a good feeling that Lee wouldn't have a chance anyway with Bulla, so...mark one boy off the list of males he doesn't want her hanging around.]

Anyway, listen Lee- if you want to continue sparring with Bulla, that's fine by me. [It's kinda a crappy way of saying thank you but there it was.]

Certainly you cannot be too old! Have you ever seen Gai-Sensei? Sure, he is not as elderly as yourself, but he maintains the spirit of youth even against the adversity of age. I believe that Bulla-san could benefit similarly.

I will gladly spar your daughter, any day of the week! [For Lee, really, it's pretty much the best way of thanking him.]

[It's one thing when he calls himself old, but it's another when someone else calls him old. So his eye twitches at the mention.]

He and I spoke briefly. [Said through gritted teeth.] It's a scary thought knowing there's another like you here. If I didn't know any better I'd say you were a younger carbon copy.

I am honored to be emulated himself to such a degree of success.

[He is bursting, bursting with youthful tears.]

I THANK YOU!

THANK YOU SO MUCH, VEGETA-SAN!

[Whatever he said was definitely the wrong thing.]

I only meant that the two of you look alike! [Oh my godddddd stop cryingggggggg] Now stop it before you flood the entire village, big baby. [UGH]

If it offends you... I shall try to restrain the tears of youth. And you are right. I have done what I can to emulate Gai-Sensei as much as possible! Hopefully someday, someone can act the same towards you!

[Well, that was a nice compliment. It makes him feel a little uncomfortable, but he doesn't show it and instead gives a sneer.]

You can start by finding a handkerchief for yourself. You've got something coming out there. [He indicates angrily to his nose. Gross, Lee.]

Ah... Is that so? [He pokes at his nose, the loogie sticking to his finger as he withdraws it. And then he wipes the sleeve of his jumpsuit across his face.] Thank you, Vegeta-san! We should fight again someday.

[Ew.]

Not if you're going to casually shove your finger in your nose like that we're not. Digusting.

I am sorry to disgust you! Y-youth...

Listen. I'm going to do you a favor and tell you about a little something called manners. First of all, you don't stick your finger in your nose at any given time, ever. Secondly, if you ever so much as touch me with a soggy blob of mucus while we are fighting, I will not hesitate to blast you so far into the ground that you discover exactly how far down into the earth the barrier goes.

Got it?

But... You are the one who asked me to tend to my nostril! And... [His face brightens up.] So you will fight me!

I didn't tell you to stick your finger into it! I'll only fight you if you're actually going to provide a challenge this time around! I don't like wasting my time, and if I can't kill you then I don't see any point in it.

I am most sorry! [Then the video feed shifts as Lee starts rushing forward, whipping the journal around before him. Moments later, the journal is on the bathroom floor capturing Rock Lee rigorously washing his hands in the sink while crying.]

And please do not worry! I will train hard before we fight again. I will be a truly worthy opponent one day!

Yes, yes, yes. [Said irritably with an eyeroll to accompany.] ...Make sure you wash your hands one more time. [For his peace of mind.]

NO! FIFTY EIGHT TIMES! ONLY THAT WILL BE ACCEPTABLE!

MAKE THAT... FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHT!

6th Taunt | Video

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

Re: [Video]

[Video]

[Video]