misterbrief | 6th Taunt

[It's been a few days since Father's Day. And he got a really nice surprise from his daughter that he never thought possible. Bulla training and honing her skills and power, it really meant something to him; so he's flipping his journal open now since Luceti played a large part of it. He's not even angry this time.]

It's come to my attention that a good number of you had a hand in the gift I received over the weekend. I will say I'm impressed- the lot of you have done the impossible with my daughter Bulla and it most certainly paid off. So for that...[His voice trails off, since saying these sorts of things isn't exactly natural to him.] For that I am grateful. I know a good portion of the time we are safe inside this barrier, but you must understand that I worry for her safety regardless.

So I suppose this is the part where I ask something else not so specific. The gift I received was for your Earthling holiday Father's Day. I've never put much stock in such things, but this last weekend certainly has changed my mind about it a little. Is this something you also observe in your own worlds? And if so, what is it that you've done or would do that you would consider worthy of your father?

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Of course I have. Most of the beings I've met here are irritating. The list is longer than I would care to recite for you, and some of them I never caught the names to.

Even the ones I get along with deserve some kind of retribution. [Yeah, because he's a huge grump, not because they did something super offensive.]

Well, next time just punch them into the barrier or toss them in a lake.

[She laughs mischievously]

The last time someone really annoyed me, I made a murder of crows follow him for a week.

I don't think any of them would survive being slammed into the side of the barrier by me. But, that might not always be a bad thing, if you catch my drift. Maybe I'll dump them in the middle of the ocean, or what we can reach of it. Or perhaps leave them stranded on the side of part of the mountain range for a few days. Let someone else fly up there and rescue them.

[A murder of crows. He cackles quietly at the thought. Wouldn't that be nice if he could also do something like that. But, punching works all the same.]

The last few times they irritated me I ended up destroying the fountain twice and knocked one of them out. Had they pushed me more I'd of ended their lives. [Good thing for regenerating everything around here.]

I've not killed anyone yet. But Earth and Stars I've wanted to. It won't serve any purpose but to turn people against us when we should be working together, but...[She actually growls in frustration, all her own] there are so many irritating, arrogant, and vile people here.

I just have to take it out on the Third Party when I can.

[Doesn't Saori realize she just described Vegeta in a nutshell?]

Why stop at just the Third Party, if one of them bothers you so, just punch them right in the gut. [That's what he does.]

[Nope.]

It would complicate matters for me, and it would sour my time here with harsh feelings. And there's no real challenge in beating a mortal into the dust.

[Probably better that way.]

No, but it certainly can provide some therapy for stress, if you catch my drift.

Yes, I suppose so. Perhaps next time I won't be so forgiving with Isaac.

[She really, really, REALLY wants to kill him.]

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