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[misterbrief]

[It's been a few days since Father's Day. And he got a really nice surprise from his daughter that he never thought possible. Bulla training and honing her skills and power, it really meant something to him; so he's flipping his journal open now since Luceti played a large part of it. He's not even angry this time.]

It's come to my attention that a good number of you had a hand in the gift I received over the weekend. I will say I'm impressed- the lot of you have done the impossible with my daughter Bulla and it most certainly paid off. So for that...[His voice trails off, since saying these sorts of things isn't exactly natural to him.] For that I am grateful. I know a good portion of the time we are safe inside this barrier, but you must understand that I worry for her safety regardless.

So I suppose this is the part where I ask something else not so specific. The gift I received was for your Earthling holiday Father's Day. I've never put much stock in such things, but this last weekend certainly has changed my mind about it a little. Is this something you also observe in your own worlds? And if so, what is it that you've done or would do that you would consider worthy of your father?

Comments

[weaponry]

Yeah. I'm not so comfortable with that idea if it turned out to be a four year old girl or something. I'm sure the smell of burning flesh isn't quite the aroma one's home would go for either.

But I guess I'll hope it landed in a sadist's house. That's a pretty nice treat.

[misterbrief]

I'm sure the girl will get over it. [Yeah. Vegeta had a fucked up childhood.]

I don't know though, Tenten. If it did you'll be having some freak make lamps and furniture out of the bodies. I don't know about you but even that's a little too much for my tastes.

[But his childhood was not that fucked up. Sort of.]

[weaponry]

I'd still feel bad. I mean, she's probably experienced worse but I don't want to add onto the trauma plate. [ Tenten's... more considerate than Vegeta. This is weird. ]

That's a little too much for my tastes too. I don't want a skull lamp made out of an actual skull. [ beat. ] That's just tacky.

[misterbrief]

[It's never weird for someone to be more considerate than Vegeta.]

I agree. As much as I enjoy making my enemy suffer, I certainly don't want to keep them as a souvenir in my living room. The couch and the TV work just fine for me, thanks.

[weaponry]

The only souvenirs I'm keeping are the weapons they drop! Sometimes, the people you best in combat have insanely good weapons! [ Like that wonderful wonderful banana fan! ]

[misterbrief]

Tenten, you're beginning to make yourself sound like a hoarder. Perhaps you should think about seeking professional help. [He's not being totally serious but still, the woman has so. Many. Weapons.]

[weaponry]

A hoarder collects the unnecessary and then takes it for granted! I collect the necessary and I polish them, sharpen them and name them and I do this every day! [ Vegeta you just opened up Pandora's Scroll. ]