7th Taunt | Video/Action

[misterbrief]

Video:

[Hey, look, he's back with another subject that he's getting real sick and tired of explaining to people. That and after all the crap that's happened to him in the past few months, maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea to let people know, especially after a conversation he had with Cliff recently.]

Now I'm only going to explain this to the lot of you once. Now watch.

[He's out next to a sheer cliff, at the base of the mountain range. The camera is set on top of another rock, as to show the Saiyan Prince with his hand raised and aiming toward the rock wall- and as soon as it's raised, a blast of energy decimates the wall with a loud boom, leaving it as a rocky heap, the dust slowly settling. Vegeta hasn't flinched, and is coming back to pick up his journal again. This may also give away exactly who was responsible for all those explosions that were heard from last week, if people are smart enough to put two and two together.]

Now, with enough diligent training and meditation, which you should be doing anyway, any of you can do that. It's a simple matter of controlling your energy, but if you're not physically fit enough you're not going to be able to do it. In fact, I'd be surprised if even one percent of you manage to be able to achieve even a fraction of the same destructive force I possess. Either way, that might be something you'll all want to start aiming for. And if you're too weak to fight? Fix it.

Now don't misunderstand me. I'm not looking to pick up students. But if you think you can handle it? Then come find me. We'll see what you're made of.


Private to Firo:

Boy, you've stayed hidden long enough. I've got someone for you to meet.

Private to Cliff:

I do believe you and I have things to discuss yet. I'll not have you jumping me anymore with those pathetic attacks of yours, we're fixing that.

Private to Saori:

If you want to see how it's done, I'll be in the Battle Dome the rest of the day. Don't be late.



Action:

[As promised, he'll be at the Battle Dome if anyone decides to try to seek him out. He'll be actually in a chamber, training in a complete power suppressed simulation, working on his battōjutsu that he's taken up learning. Otherwise, those who know where to find him at home can find him at House 29.]

Comments

[weathervain]

Depends on who you ask. It's either one month or three years. And it's Nami. [Kinda tired of the whole woman!! thing.] Why on earth would I have met a Saiyan before? We all come from different places.

[Though it is true that previous!Nami punched previous!Vegeta and made him fix her storage shed when he crashlanded into it drunk one day. But neither of us remember these things.]

[misterbrief]

Oh, so you're one as well that's been returned without memories of this place? Join the club. [Previous!Bulma told him all about that. But yeah, if she's been here a month he can see how.]

But that's alright, I'll be more than happy to be your introduction to the Saiyan race. First rule: don't make us mad unless you truly don't want to live.

[weathervain]

[...]

So what does it take to make you mad?

[There is an odd note to this question.]

[misterbrief]

That's for me to know and hopefully for you to never figure out, for your sake.

[imonashark]

HEY!

[Oh god, Luffy is about to make this so much more worse than it actually is.]

Who do you think you're threatening?! As long as I'm here, she can piss you off as much as she wants, Sharp Nose!

[misterbrief]

Oh yeah? And who are you to tell me what to do, boy? [Ohhhh yes this might get worse]

[imonashark]

I'm Monkey D. Luffy! A pirate

And that's my friend you're threatening, so you better think twice! [Its ok. As long as he doesn't have to fight this guy it should be cool. Dammit he got pulled to this place way too early. He can't even compete with these guys as it is.]

[misterbrief]

A pirate. Really. [Noooooot impressed.]

I'll have you know I'll do whatever I please. And if she's smart she'll just keep her mouth shut. [Nah he wasn't gunna hurt her anyway.]

[imonashark]

Guys like you always piss me off! You think just because you're strong you can beat everyone you come across!

I can take you any day of the week, bastard! [He just needs to learn the Turtle Wave...]

[misterbrief]

Perhaps if you did not give me a reason to batter and bloody your body, you wouldn't have to worry about it, now would you.

But if that's a challenge, I gladly accept. Now works for me.

[imonashark]

Fine! I already fought Goku. You can't be that much stronger.

[Hell he might even be weaker or something!!]

[weathervain]

[YEAH OKAY SO there's this huge silence because some rubber guy butted in and for a bit she's just listening in this speechless kind of way gosh

And what she might have said is now off the cards with crew Luffy listening in, so after a while she just says wearily:]

I have no intention of making you mad. [Not as long as your only crime is just being a jerk.]

[misterbrief]

Fine by me. I wasn't exactly looking for a fight here anyway. [Not that he wouldn't love one. Unless Nami's hiding something from him. If she's a good fighter...]

[weathervain]

[Totally. She's the reigning champion against twelve year old cake stealers.]

Just-- [Look, she might as well try to be polite.] I live north of the village. So next time you decide to redecorate, I'd appreciate a heads up.

[misterbrief]

[She's probably frightening to twelve year olds then. He coulda used her talents when Trunks was little.]

I'll make no promises. That little fight was spur of the moment. There were no warnings to be had.

[weathervain]

[...honestly she can't really fault him for that. Luffy has a tendency to sort of explode at other fighters without warning too. 8| And his interference has taken the wind right out of her self-righteous sails, so all she says after that is:]

Then I guess it can't be helped.

[And she closes the journal. 8( She was going to be a bitch and everything, man.]

[Filtered to Nami 1%]

[imonashark]

N-Nami, seriously. Don't piss these guys off, they're really ridiculous--!

[He had a spar with Goku before. THEY'RE FREAKING CRAZY STRONG.]

[Filtered to Nami 1%] NOT HERE and omg I am lol'ing so hard

[misterbrief]

[He is not bad at technology, good enough to see through a 1% filter. So he will just sit here and smirk, listening with devious chinhands while the boy talks himself blue to him somewhere else.]

[Filtered to Nami 1%]

[weathervain]

You don't say. [Oh my god, what sort of pathetic filter is that. STILL. She kind of appreciates what you're doing here but WOW DON'T MAKE THINGS COMPLICATED GOSH.] They pissed me off first. Do you know how close all those explosions were to my farm?

[Though if they are stronger than Luffy, then... yes. She'll take that advice and back off. Though she kinda sorta got that hint from the fact they could blow up mountains already >_>]

[Filtered to Nami 1%]

[imonashark]

Don't worry, I'll talk to Goku about it the next time I see him.

He's the reasonable one. [BECAUSE THIS GUY RIGHT HERE KINDA ISN'T.]

[Filtered to Nami 1%]

[weathervain]

Who's Goku? The other guy that was fighting?

[Takin' names for her black list >E]

[Filtered to Nami 1%]

[imonashark]

Probably. He's the only other laser beam guy I know.

But he's not a jerk like this one.

[Filtered to Nami 1%]

[weathervain]

[...pauuuse. Because she's still following your conversation, man.]

You really gonna take him on in two weeks?

[Filtered to Nami 1%]

[imonashark]

I am.

I just need to learn the Turtle Wave...!

[Filtered to Nami 1%]

[weathervain]

The what.