7th Taunt | Video/Action

[misterbrief]

Video:

[Hey, look, he's back with another subject that he's getting real sick and tired of explaining to people. That and after all the crap that's happened to him in the past few months, maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea to let people know, especially after a conversation he had with Cliff recently.]

Now I'm only going to explain this to the lot of you once. Now watch.

[He's out next to a sheer cliff, at the base of the mountain range. The camera is set on top of another rock, as to show the Saiyan Prince with his hand raised and aiming toward the rock wall- and as soon as it's raised, a blast of energy decimates the wall with a loud boom, leaving it as a rocky heap, the dust slowly settling. Vegeta hasn't flinched, and is coming back to pick up his journal again. This may also give away exactly who was responsible for all those explosions that were heard from last week, if people are smart enough to put two and two together.]

Now, with enough diligent training and meditation, which you should be doing anyway, any of you can do that. It's a simple matter of controlling your energy, but if you're not physically fit enough you're not going to be able to do it. In fact, I'd be surprised if even one percent of you manage to be able to achieve even a fraction of the same destructive force I possess. Either way, that might be something you'll all want to start aiming for. And if you're too weak to fight? Fix it.

Now don't misunderstand me. I'm not looking to pick up students. But if you think you can handle it? Then come find me. We'll see what you're made of.


Private to Firo:

Boy, you've stayed hidden long enough. I've got someone for you to meet.

Private to Cliff:

I do believe you and I have things to discuss yet. I'll not have you jumping me anymore with those pathetic attacks of yours, we're fixing that.

Private to Saori:

If you want to see how it's done, I'll be in the Battle Dome the rest of the day. Don't be late.



Action:

[As promised, he'll be at the Battle Dome if anyone decides to try to seek him out. He'll be actually in a chamber, training in a complete power suppressed simulation, working on his battōjutsu that he's taken up learning. Otherwise, those who know where to find him at home can find him at House 29.]

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( Voice )

[padme_amidala]

Is destruction all that matters to you?

( Voice )

[misterbrief]

Is running your mouth when you don't fully understand the matter at hand a long running hobby of yours?

[weathervain]

[Oh yes, some of us are smart enough to put two and two together. You frankly terrified her with that whole thing, you jerks. (Then she went and hit Luffy with a shovel, gosh. TOTALLY YOUR FAULT.)

But let's be civil at least and make sure.]

Ah! So that was you the other night?

[misterbrief]

What, are you speaking of the battle that occurred outside of the village? Yes, that was me. [He isn't going to deny it. He's proud of it.]

[Action] - Have a Vulcan

[spohkh]

[Spock may or may not be hiding, either way, he'll deny it. For now he's curiously watching Vegeta's workout from the observation lounge in the Dome.]

[Action] Love me some Vulcan~

[misterbrief]

[It's a series of moves taught to him, working completely without his own power, and it's obvious by how he moves normally. Like there's no additional superhuman strength involved at all, the finesse of the blade improving with every swing. He hasn't brought up a simulation of enemies yet, because he's still getting used to handling the blade.

He doesn't see Spock. He's too involved in his own concentration.]

[Action]

[windandrain]

[Who responds to that? Seriously. She's already at the Battle Dome, but when he approaches she walks out of her chamber and waits.]

[Action]

[misterbrief]

Good, you're here. Come. I think you're going to like what I've got to show you. [He walks back into his chamber, waiting for her to come in.]

Private

[aerialassault]

...

Yanno. I rather like jumping you with my 'pathetic attacks'. It's pretty fun. Good practice too.

Private

[misterbrief]

Yes, well it's not good enough. And I haven't forgotten our little deal. Are you showing up or not?

[private/video]

[foundafamily]

[Nice to see you again, Vegeta. Firo scowls at him through the journal.]

How was I hiding? You coulda' come lookin' for me any time you wanted--it's not like I can leave this place.

[His complaining done, he pauses.]

Who?

[private/video]

[misterbrief]

[He ignores the first half of the words coming out of the boy's mouth, and addresses the only thing that matters to him.]

Someone who I think is going to keep you on your toes. It'll do you some good, and maybe getting beaten by a girl will knock that little ego of yours down a few pegs. [Like he's got room to talk, right...]

[ action ]

[capsulepresident]

[Trunks heads for the Battle Dome to both see if his dad is there and to check out the technology. He even looks around to see where Vegeta is and calls out for him.]

Dad? You here?

[ action ]

[misterbrief]

[He certainly is there, but he doesn't hear his son. He's far too busy in one of the chambers working on his sword techniques. It's tedious work, without the use of his powers- but he's determined to perfect the art as fast as he possibly can.]

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[universal_charm]

The end there kind of sounds like you're willing to teach, even though said you didn't want students. Just, you know, you might beat the crap out of us while you do it.

_{[ He always gets mixed signals from you, Vegeta. Well, not always, but sometimes. He has come to believe you may have a tiny bit of gooyness in you from talking to your family. It's just buried very, very deep beneath that crunchy outer shell. ]}

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[misterbrief]

I don't waste my time with anyone who isn't worthy. And you'd know a lot about having the 'crap' beat out of you by me, wouldn't you? [That gooyness isn't gunna show now. He's totally serious about this thing.]

[Voice]

[daisy023]

[She blinks. Daisy had seen Bulla use these "ki blasts", power that would make the Covenant's own plasma weaponry pale if any human in her universe was able to do so. Powerful enough to vaporize an entire body... It's one of these cases where differing laws of physics are a pity.]

You will have to account the laws of reality accounting for every resident. Some of us do train and meditate that much, sir.

[Voice]

[misterbrief]

Well, we're not exactly in our own realities anymore, are we? Have you even tried? [If there's one thing he's learned, you at least have to try, and furthermore, not give up. Took a long time, but he finally got that in his head even if he has difficulty with that concept still to this day.]

[Voice]

[imonashark]

You shook laser beams too?

Damn... you're like Goku then. [Man where were all these strong guys coming from anyway! This place was full of 'em!]

[Voice]

[misterbrief]

His name is Kakarot. Idiot. [Hey, he remembers this fool.] And yes, I 'shoot laser beams'. [And at that he rolls his eyes. There's always one out of the bunch, isn't there.]

[Video]

[materiathief]

You know. Saying things like that make me wanna punch you, but it sounds like you're gonna teach something. So I'd like to hear more about that.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

I'm pretty sure I was clear on what I was trying to say. What else is there to know? [She can try to punch him all she likes. He doesn't care, he'll punch right back. Cuz he's a jerk :( ]

video!

[capsule_corp]

[ Here's Bulma lounging comfortably at the kitchen table. ]

Whoa, did I just hear that right? Vegeta's offering to teach his techniques?

video!

[misterbrief]

Not like you're capable of using any of them. [Oh, she's totally making fun of him, grrrr. Not in the mood.]

[Video]

[niceguypose]

VEGETA-SAN! OR SHOULD I SAY, VEGETA-SENSEI!

I WILL FIND YOU, AND I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I SHALL LEARN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO TEACH AS YOUR HUMBLE STUDENT!

[He says, shimmering with tears as he runs in an entirely different direction.]

[Video] I AM DYING.

[misterbrief]

[Oh he swears he's just ugh alkdfj;alskfjl;djakddfklassfkl;fdjl;akfj;akl]

Will you shut that preposterously loud mouth of yours!? Honestly must you scream every single time we speak!? LEE, WHERE ARE YOU. TELL ME NOW.

[Video]

[geniustheveil]

[Ami seems like a spot of calm, with a level voice and thoughtful expression. She offers Vegeta a small smile and polite greeting first, but she has a quiet reminder for him.]

Not everyone's role is to fight. [She says this as both a soldier whose role is to fight, and the doctor whose talents lie in another place entirely but who still has a contribution to make.]

[Video]

[misterbrief]

Ami. You know as well as I that it's becoming increasingly unavoidable. [It's nice to talk to someone sensible that doesn't make his head hurt. He understands what she's getting at, but...]

[voice]

[etherealblast]

[Whoa.

He took out that entire cliff....? This is the guy Cliff was friends with, wasn't he....?

Cliff just seemed to find the strangest guys.]

That's pretty impressive.

[voice]

[misterbrief]

Why, thank you. [But wait. This boy looks familiar...]

I remember you. You're Fayt, aren't you?

[ voice ]

[godbent]

-Anyone can learn that. Seriously?

[She's a non-combatant and no intention of becoming one. She's probably got more than another on her plate what with learning magic (mostly by self-study and trial and error) but some really childish part of the young woman's heart was stirred by that. And her eyes are alight.]

[ voice ]

[misterbrief]

Technically. But it is as I said. Just because anyone can doesn't mean that they're going to just pick it up out of the blue. For a human? That takes years of training and discipline. And I don't mean anything like something small to the degree of five years, I mean something near fifteen to twenty years of straight training.

[The only example he's got to go off of is Videl. She was seventeen or so when she learned to fly. And she'd been training hard all her life, from what he understood.]

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[fervidity]

[As soon as Kushina can put together that he's the reason for the earthquakes and the missing mountain and the giant crater in the ground, she's off to go searching.

And it only makes sense that such a unnecessarily destructive person would be at the battle dome. She's not even here to learn anything, Vegeta. She has her own arsenal of powerful moves.

It's hard to mistake who he is with those looks (see: hairline), so she calls out to him.]

Hey!

action HELLO THERE

[misterbrief]

[He's still working on the finesse of the blade inside his power suppressed simulation when he hears some woman call out to him. Turning, he sees the red-haired lady, curious as to why on earth she's bothering him like this.]

What?

[video]

[not_a_troll]

But Vegetable, no need to destroy innocent nature and the like. You can always utilize my furniture if you have a wish to crush things.

That is what friends are for, you see?

[video]

[misterbrief]

[Rolling his eyes, he ignores the fact that Loki had just called him Vegetable, and called him 'friend'. He's getting used to these antics, and fighting it just won't help. Someone is learning patience.]

It was a cliff wall. No one's going to miss it. Besides, I think I've destroyed plenty of your furniture to this point, and quite frankly a couch isn't going to get my message across well.

[fashionably_strong]

[Bulla doesn't reply right away to her father's message on the journal, but she does see the message while she's out and about in town. Instead, she decides to wait until they can talk in person. While she generally is fairly sociable over the journals, it's better to have an in-person conversation when the option is there most of the time.

She pauses in the kitchen as she's pouring herself some orange juice.]

Dad? Do you want some of this before I put it away?

[misterbrief]

Sure, hand it over. [He grabs a glass for himself, a little thirsty and pours himself a drink, then hands it back.] So, how was your day today, Bulla.

[Video]

[crimsonblade]

As someone who's recently gone outside the bubble with you, I didn't require the demonstration, Vegeta. However, it's always nice to see what everyone's capable of every once in a while.

[And truth be told, if Vegeta knew what Fayt was capable of, the Saiyan might actually be a little afraid of her blue-haired friend.]

Thanks for the show.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

[Vegeta does know, that's what they're discussing right now in fact...]

Hrmf. Anytime. [He's not sure how to take that with Nel, but hey, whatever.]

video

[iwannabethegai]

I might just be speaking out of turn, but just how strong are you? Can you give me an example of what sort of strength you possess anyways?

[Sorry, don't mind Shu he's just amazed. This is the first time he's seen someone physically stronger than Gai Tsutsugami.]

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[misterbrief]

Hah. Let's just say that if it wasn't for that barrier, this planet would be toast.

[You know, like...boom. Gone. Nada. Zip. He's not gunna blow up the planet anyway, but he can't help but brag that he could if he wanted to.]

late, but why the heck not

[relictusdeus]

[It's satisfying to witness a solid mass of rock blown apart into smouldering chunks through raw force, bringing to mind Dullahan channeling every ounce of its cursed being into powerful beams. An astonishing amount of power for any one creature to possess; but the same can be said of many he has seen here and beyond. Dracula among them.]

A most impressive spectacle.

[He lilts. The guarded, Machiavellian smirk curling his lips has a way of making it seem insincere, but his eyes glitter with an undeniable measure of interest. Power was defined and manifested itself in different ways.]

Ah, would that all bothersome troubles might be similarly dashed to pieces... [He chuckles through his nose.] ...and so swiftly.

always a good reason!

[misterbrief]

[Well then, that's a man he didn't expect to hear from so soon.]

Well, it's good to see you can appreciate true power, Issac. [He doesn't care if it's insincere or not, he'll take the compliment as is anyway. He's proud of himself.]

It's the most effective way to get rid of a problem, as far as I'm concerned.

[Video]

[urallmaggots]

[...okay, that was not fair. That was ridiculous, and there was no reason any group of people to make a dent that large. And... this one person was claiming he did it on his own?]

[...]

Vegeta, I presume.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

I wasn't aware I had such a reputation around here. Good to know. [He smirks back at Albel. Hello, friend!]

[video] /struts in days late with Starbucks

[ravelt]

[Haru watches Vegeta's display of power in complete and total awe.]

Dude! That's so cool!

[video] did you bring enough for the rest of the class

[misterbrief]

It is, isn't it. [Feed his ego more, man.]