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[Hey, look, he's back with another subject that he's getting real sick and tired of explaining to people. That and after all the crap that's happened to him in the past few months, maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea to let people know, especially after a conversation he had with Cliff recently.]

Now I'm only going to explain this to the lot of you once. Now watch.

[He's out next to a sheer cliff, at the base of the mountain range. The camera is set on top of another rock, as to show the Saiyan Prince with his hand raised and aiming toward the rock wall- and as soon as it's raised, a blast of energy decimates the wall with a loud boom, leaving it as a rocky heap, the dust slowly settling. Vegeta hasn't flinched, and is coming back to pick up his journal again. This may also give away exactly who was responsible for all those explosions that were heard from last week, if people are smart enough to put two and two together.]

Now, with enough diligent training and meditation, which you should be doing anyway, any of you can do that. It's a simple matter of controlling your energy, but if you're not physically fit enough you're not going to be able to do it. In fact, I'd be surprised if even one percent of you manage to be able to achieve even a fraction of the same destructive force I possess. Either way, that might be something you'll all want to start aiming for. And if you're too weak to fight? Fix it.

Now don't misunderstand me. I'm not looking to pick up students. But if you think you can handle it? Then come find me. We'll see what you're made of.

Private to Firo:

Boy, you've stayed hidden long enough. I've got someone for you to meet.

Private to Cliff:

I do believe you and I have things to discuss yet. I'll not have you jumping me anymore with those pathetic attacks of yours, we're fixing that.

Private to Saori:

If you want to see how it's done, I'll be in the Battle Dome the rest of the day. Don't be late.

Action:

[As promised, he'll be at the Battle Dome if anyone decides to try to seek him out. He'll be actually in a chamber, training in a complete power suppressed simulation, working on his battōjutsu that he's taken up learning. Otherwise, those who know where to find him at home can find him at House 29.]

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[NOT YOUR WIFE and she hasn't moved out of her fighting stance just in case

~ninja~

She doesn't know what a Saiyan is, but Vegeta still made the choice to ruin the earth whether or not he was human.]

If you're so concerned with protecting the village and other enclosures there isn't going to be anything left in this village to protect if you keep blowing everything up!

Plus, it wasn't inevitable! You said this Battle Dome fixes itself, right? Why didn't you just pick a fight in here? It's here for us to use and train in.

What kind of goals are you even setting to begin with that neither of you care who or what gets involved? We're all in this barrier together, so your choices reflect all of us and how the outside sees us. Including other enclosures you want to protect.

This isn't just about the wildlife and the Earth you ruined, but that's no less important. I don't know how you did things where you're from, but this isn't that place anymore. It isn't for anyone. [DEEP BREATH.]

Please try and remember that.

Woman, pipe down! The Battle Dome does not have a significant amount of room to fight! You act as if our actions ended lives, and they certainly did not, and it will not in the future. I don't care what anyone thinks of myself or Kakarot, and you know not of the pride of the Saiyans. [He points his finger at her, snarling.] Ours is the mightiest race, and we will do what it takes to become stronger and stronger to overcome our enemies. What transpired on that day was more important than words could express between the two of us, not that you'd understand, of course. We must fight, without restraint, with any petty simplicity aside.

[He's riling himself up just speaking, setting back into a fighting stance, also just in case. He feels like blowing something up right now just to get a little tension out.]

If we'd of had it our way, we would have used an entire planet as a battlefield. Just think of that. [He really doesn't care Kushina, he does not give two shits about the environment. He only cares to keep people out of the way of their fighting and to fulfill that ever-lasting hunger for battle. His pride depends on it!]

[THOUGH SHE DOESN'T INTERRUPT, her eyes have narrowed further as she listens

SHE STILL DOESN'T AGREE WITH WHAT HE DID AND PROBABLY NEVER WILL but APPARENTLY HE'S A DIFFERENT RACE AND FIGHTING IS AN IMPORTANT THING

FINE. She gets THAT. ALSO she understands the fighting thing well and while SAIYAN IS A DIFFERENT RACE men were just... men. Sometimes she didn't get them.

And even if Vegeta is settling more into a fighting stance, Kushina relaxes out of hers. She doesn't WANT to fight but her temper... PROBABLY AS BAD AS VEGETA'S OR WORSE.]

I'm acting as if you don't care! [AND HE DOESN'T. AND NOBODY'S LIVES WERE EVER SAFE WITH CULTISTS AAAAAA] You're the one that doesn't get it!

My name is Kushina, not woman.

You're right. I don't know the pride of the Saiyans, but I know the pride of a stubborn guy. I know the pride of getting stronger so nobody can push you around. That doesn't mean using that strength to forget about smaller things.

[He sees her relax, and he does too- but he's still ready just in case.]

[And then he sighs. He can't explain his 30 year rivalry with Goku, she just...won't get it.] I haven't forgotten. You must understand that I hold value in something else other than a tree or a small animal. [Long ago, the people of Earth were 'smaller things'.] It isn't the way I came to be. I've come to understand that the ways of a Saiyan warrior are very unlike most of you who live here, but it's what I am. So you can accept it or try to punch me again, but I assure you this time it won't work out so well in your favor this time.

I'm not going to punch you again.

[Her shoulders drop. BUT DOESN'T MEAN SHE LIKES HIM. She rubs her cheek idly because IT DIDN'T WORK IN HER FAVOR THE FIRST TIME EITHER. note to self; put ice on asap

She holds greater value in things other than the wildlife but that doesn't mean it holds no value. What's done was done it's true but Vegeta at least knows that one person isn't okay with him blowing stuff up as he pleases. AND SHE SURE WOULD TELL HIM AGAIN if he did it. No qualms with that.]

I won't accept it. Just because you're unlike us, doesn't mean we're completely different either. We're both stuck here and we're both fighters. Maybe not in the same way [CLEARLY] but I'm not going to stand by and let the Malnosso or Cultists do what they want or threaten other enclosures. I couldn't just stand by and let you blow things up without saying anything either.

Edited 2013-11-16 04:58 (UTC)

[She might have to tell him again because it's prooooooooooobably going to happen again whoops

But he listens, quietly, thinking to himself. Darn women, always have to stick their nose where it doesn't belong, always have an opinion, and god forbid they don't let you know about it. But, he'll hand it to her that she was able to

A: hit him and
B: make it hurt

just to get her point across. Even through she did catch him off guard grumble grumble]

Well, you've made your point then. [He raises his index finger, pointing at her.] But I'm not going to promise it won't happen again. Just so you know. And you'll know where to find me when you come to yell at me again. Perhaps next time we'll get something done out of it other than standing around talking. [He smirks, because hey, he'd fight her. She's got an ability he's never seen before, and it would probably be fun. CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FIGHTING, ANYWAY, YOU KNOW.]

[FIGURES.

Kushina blinks at the finger in surprise before scowling at it, tempted to smack it away.

WHY IS HE SMIRKING]

Get something done?

Of course. You seemed pretty eager just now to fight me. And I don't know what kind of power you hold, but I'd be willing to test my might against it. That's what Saiyans do, after all.

[IT'S A TRAP BWAHAHAHA TRYING TO GET HER TO TAKE THE BAIT]

So I figure the next time I destroy something, I can have a fight with you too. Sounds interesting, doesn't it?

NO, IT DOESN'T SOUND INTERESTING!

[YOU ARE SUCH A JERK]

Don't destroy things just to fight me!

Oh, I'm not going to destroy things just to fight you. Call it a bonus. [B-b-b-but Kushina, he thinks it sounds interesting.]

Now, don't get your feathers all ruffled. It'll be fun, don't you see?

[It's a bonus to fight Kushina she DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THIS GUY]

No.

[FOLDING ARMS FOR GOOD MEASURE]

It's fun to spar with a friend, ya know? Not to fight with some guy that thinks he can just destroy things without repercussion or to fight someone.

Oh, I agree. But I always thought it was exciting to test your strength against new opponents. I guess we don't have the same idea on that one. But perhaps that's why I'm stronger.

[PROVERBIAL GLOVE ACROSS FACE]

[THIS GUY]

Nobody said you were stronger.

Oh, but I am. [Fiiiiiight himmmmmm he waaaaaaaaants tooooooooooooooooooo]

Edited 2013-11-23 16:13 (UTC)

[NO

She looks at him stonily for a while before exhaling sharply out of her nose, almost a snort, and turns on her heel.

If she was a kid she might have risen to the bait BUT NOPE]

Have it your way. But I understand, it's not everyday one is challenged by an elite of my stature, after all. So I can't really blame you for running.

[#KAYNESHRUG]

[She stops.

OH NO HE DIDN'T. OH NO HE DIDN'T SAY SHE WAS RUNNING

In a flurry of red hair she marches up to him and grabs two handfuls of his shirt, getting in his face. She speaks through her teeth;]

I'm not going to fight you and I'm not running away. I've got better things to do than waste my time on jerks or rise to a stupid goad like that.

[EVEN IF SHE'S PISSED NOW it's more about the 'running' than him thinking he's hot shit tho

but just as quickly she drops his shirt and steps back]

Use your strength on something good for a change.

[He gives her a stone cold stare back when she grabs him, unwavering but still yet, cocky at the same time. He makes no moves to touch her even as she lets go of him.]

...

[He still manages a haughty smile back at her after the fact, satisfied with that reaction from her even if she won't fight him. There's always next time~]

Oh don't worry, I already do. But make sure you use mouthwash next time.

[UNLESS HE THREATENED SOMEONE SHE CARED ABOUT SHE IS NOT FIGHTING HIM. NOW SHE'S TOO DAMN STUBBORN TO

only omfg is he saying....

her breath stank?

BLUSHES ANGRILY AND IN HUMILIATION, HAIR RAISING IN NINE TAILS;]

You--!! [SLKGDLKGJDLKG]

Argh!

Aaa-hahahahaha. [Look at what he did, just look at it. Look at it. Look at it.

It's great.]

Now, there's no need to get all offended, it's not as if it's not completely unavoidable in the future. Be thankful I'm honest enough with you to at least let you know, you could of been walking around like that all day, and then you'd really have something to be embarrassed about.

[That laugh is almost as scary as hers WOW]

Shut up!

[BEFORE SHE ACtuALLY KICKS YOUR ASS YOU BULLY]

Edited (NOT ANGRY ENOUGH) 2013-11-24 15:37 (UTC)

[SMIRK SMIRK SMIRK

THAT'S ALL HE'S DOING NOW IS SMIRKING, ARMS FOLDED AND LOOKING CONTENT

BUT HE DID SHUT UP, THOUGH PLEASED ANYWAY

HI KUSHINA IT'S FUN MAKING YOU MAD]

[YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON TO THINK SO

Kushina feels indignant because of that DUMB SMIRK. She wants to wipe it off his face because it's so damn irritating.

And she knows how.

FINE, if her breath smelled so bad to him. She takes a DEEP BREATH AND HUFFS AT HIS FACE IN A CLOUD OF WARM BREATH]

[His nose turns up, eyebrow twitching with her face so close to his like that BREATHING IN HIS FACE LIKE THAT

HE CAN'T JUST LET THAT GO, OH NO

He gets right up in her face too, and looks her square in the eye.]

You think that's funny, don't you?

[HOW DOES IT SMELL

LIKE ROSES? THAT'S WHAT MINATO WOULD SAY

She narrows her eyes at him and doesn't move even as he gets closer, she's still as a statue.

JUST SCOWLING.

And then a second later another puff of Kushia breath right up his nose]

(frozen comment) BUT I WANNA DRIVE MOM

misterbrief - 2013-11-27 21:27 (UTC) - Expand

(frozen comment) U CANT HANDLE DRIVE

fervidity - 2013-11-27 21:46 (UTC) - Expand

(frozen comment) BUT YOU TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING I WANTED

misterbrief - 2013-11-27 22:01 (UTC) - Expand

(frozen comment) EXCEEPT DRIVE

fervidity - 2013-11-27 22:21 (UTC) - Expand

(frozen comment) THROWS A FIT

misterbrief - 2013-11-27 22:41 (UTC) - Expand

(frozen comment) MOTHERFuCkA LOL I WASNT EVEN DONE WITH MY GAGTAG OHWELL

fervidity - 2013-12-01 01:48 (UTC) - Expand

(frozen comment) IT'S OK IT WAS A GOOD ONE

misterbrief - 2013-12-04 01:39 (UTC) - Expand

(frozen comment) MIGHT BE GETTING OUT OF HAND

fervidity - 2013-12-05 00:56 (UTC) - Expand

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7th Taunt | Video/Action

(frozen comment) topples over

(frozen comment) tickle attacks

(frozen comment) NO SQUIRMS EVERYWHERE

(frozen comment) LAUGHS MANICIALLY

(frozen comment) ALLI CAN THINK OF IS VEGETAS TERRIFYING LAUGH AHAHahkjdsg

(frozen comment) SCREAMS I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU

(frozen comment) NO ITS FUNNY... AND SCARY

(frozen comment) OH OK GOOD CONTINUES TICKLE ATTACK

(frozen comment) SCREECHING

(frozen comment) RUNS AWAY LAUGHING

(frozen comment) LAYS ON THE GROUND

(frozen comment) HIDES BEHIND A CORNER

(frozen comment) CONTINUES LAYING HERE

(frozen comment) PLANS SNEAK ATTACK

(frozen comment) TAKES A NAP

(frozen comment) TIPTOES NEAR

(frozen comment) NOSTRIL FLARE

(frozen comment) CAUTIOUSLY SNEAKS BEHIND

(frozen comment) UR NOT A NINJA

(frozen comment) TEACH ME SENSEI

(frozen comment) USE A CHINESE STAR TO PICK A LOCK AND STEAL A CAR

(frozen comment) DUNNO HOW TO HOTWIRE THO

(frozen comment) ITS FINE ILL DRIVE U PUSH

(frozen comment) WAIT HOLD ON A SEC WHY AM I PUSHING

(frozen comment) COS I NEED TO DRIVE