misterbrief | 7th Taunt

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[Hey, look, he's back with another subject that he's getting real sick and tired of explaining to people. That and after all the crap that's happened to him in the past few months, maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea to let people know, especially after a conversation he had with Cliff recently.]

Now I'm only going to explain this to the lot of you once. Now watch.

[He's out next to a sheer cliff, at the base of the mountain range. The camera is set on top of another rock, as to show the Saiyan Prince with his hand raised and aiming toward the rock wall- and as soon as it's raised, a blast of energy decimates the wall with a loud boom, leaving it as a rocky heap, the dust slowly settling. Vegeta hasn't flinched, and is coming back to pick up his journal again. This may also give away exactly who was responsible for all those explosions that were heard from last week, if people are smart enough to put two and two together.]

Now, with enough diligent training and meditation, which you should be doing anyway, any of you can do that. It's a simple matter of controlling your energy, but if you're not physically fit enough you're not going to be able to do it. In fact, I'd be surprised if even one percent of you manage to be able to achieve even a fraction of the same destructive force I possess. Either way, that might be something you'll all want to start aiming for. And if you're too weak to fight? Fix it.

Now don't misunderstand me. I'm not looking to pick up students. But if you think you can handle it? Then come find me. We'll see what you're made of.

Private to Firo:

Boy, you've stayed hidden long enough. I've got someone for you to meet.

Private to Cliff:

I do believe you and I have things to discuss yet. I'll not have you jumping me anymore with those pathetic attacks of yours, we're fixing that.

Private to Saori:

If you want to see how it's done, I'll be in the Battle Dome the rest of the day. Don't be late.

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[As promised, he'll be at the Battle Dome if anyone decides to try to seek him out. He'll be actually in a chamber, training in a complete power suppressed simulation, working on his battōjutsu that he's taken up learning. Otherwise, those who know where to find him at home can find him at House 29.]

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You have to trust me. I am the great god Loki Laufeyson from Asgard. My abilities are beyond your ken. Et cetera and so forth.

[He leans a bit closer, a very serious expression on his face.]

Trust me, Vegeta.

[Not even Vegetable this time.]

It is an act of wonder.

Fine. [He is not trusting Loki at all to not pull some kind of children's joke on him, like bringing him a t-shirt that says 'u mad bro' on it, or make fun of him as he always does.] But you come to my home. I assume you've already figured out where I live.

[Because he is not wasting the effort to go to Loki if he wants to show him something that badly.]

[Vegeta, you are giving in again. Loki finds himself so very amused by this.]
Of course I have! You are my best friend, Vegetable. I would never forget the houses of my best friends!

[He disappears from the screen for a moment to fetch his boots and his bag and waterballoons.]

I will be there before you know it!

[Any amount of badgering will generally get him to finally give in to shut someone up.]

We are not best friends, Loki! Hurry up so we can get this over with! [THIS BOY. HE COULD JUST...CRUSH HIM.]

We are, Vegetable! The bestest of friends in the whole wide world!
[That is the first thing that comes out of Loki’s mouth when he arrives in front of the door of Vegeta’s house.]
Now open the door and allow me to demonstrate my godly powers and the like.

[He...might of opened the door, but he definitely isn't now. He doesn't even answer. Loki can open the door himself. It isn't locked.

He is prepared for these "powers", expecting a prank. Half the reason he's allowing the child to come over is so when this happens, he can throw him through the damn wall. That will make him feel better.]

[Loki pushes the door open and peeks inside. It is quiet, almost too quiet. It tells him he should be careful with his great prank. Vegetable might blow a fuse or two. He doesn’t enter immediately but waits a couple of minutes and after that...the sneaking begins, his bag heavy with balloons filled with water...]

[Since Loki was so kind as to announce his arrival already, Vegeta's ready for him- and he's around a corner, listening intently to the boy's footsteps. Good thing Saiyans have acute hearing, or else this might of been difficult.

He's going to wait for Loki to get close to the corner, which leads to the bedrooms. He'll have to wait longer if Loki decides to head to the kitchen first, as it's in the opposite direction.]

[Loki chooses the kitchen. Because the kitchen has a fridge and a certain god of mischief is hungry. So instead of doing more sneaking around he stays at the fridge, grabbing something to drink for himself. After that he climbs on the counter and waits patiently.]

[He hears that. Little brat, going through his fridge. He comes out from behind the corner, walking into the dining room and stopping in the entrance to the kitchen, staring at Loki on the counter.

Drinking his juice/soda/water/whatever the boy grabbed.]

What do you think you're doing?

[Loki perks up at the sound of Vegeta’s voice.]

I am having a drink, see?

[He holds up a can of soda.]

Before I perform my most awesome godly gifts I need to drink oodles of bubbly liquid first. There is enough in the cooling device if you wish to have something to drink as well.

[Loki, this is not your fridge.]

That doesn't mean you can just go and raid my refrigerator. [And just to make a point of it, he lowers his index finger so it's pointed right at Loki's can of soda, and he zaps it into pieces, sending the drink flying all over.]

Now get on with it, I haven't got all day.

But there was no one inside! You were hiding. I have not come to play a game of hide and seek with you, Vegetable.

[Now that is a shame, Vegeta. Loki pulls a face when the can gets blown to smithereens.]

Please refrain from doing that. You are such an uncouth man, Vegetable. By Odin’s sores.

[So he gets a new can.]

[He's going to put a lock on his fridge after this.]

Get off my counter, and stop pussy footing around. [He will make it so Loki cannot enjoy that new can of soda. He'll be more than happy.]

[Loki slides off the counter, picking at that new can of soda.]

Do you have food as well? I am rather fond of pussy footing, please allow me to do so.

[He looks at the other and gives him a bright smile.]

[He won't even grace Loki with an answer, because now he's already grown impatient and incredibly irritated. Fingers are tapping against his arm as he stares at the boy. He was supposed to prove to Vegeta that he had some kind of godly power, enough maybe even to endure training that he had in mind, and he's waiting to see it.

Poised also to keep him from going through the Saiyan's food. That won't fly and he's not letting Loki take the liberty of going through any more of his kitchen. He is also prepared for a prank, or some kind of other childish action. This is Loki we're talking about, and he has heard stories up to this point.]

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