8.5th...Taunt | Fourth Wall!

[misterbrief]

[Waking up as normal on the weekend as he always does, getting ready in the morning and heading out for another grueling day of training brought a surprise.

One that now, for some reason, he remembered from last year. A whole bunch of people he doesn't want to talk to but oh guess what, they're going to bug him anyway. But this year it's a little different for him. There might be quite a few irritants running amok, but he's got his eyes out this year. For more people from home. Curiosity killed the cat, so instead of training for eight to twelve hours today, he decides to cut it a little short at six and then make himself available in the village.

As always, he can be found at the Battle Dome, doing a usual training routine, and then doing more work with his sword that he's taken up to learning to fight with recently. He can be interrupted in between breaks, or during his training with his sword- but be wary, there are explosions that are rocking the entire building!

Afterwards he makes his way to Seventh Heaven to get a meal. It's far easier to spot people at a place like that, and holy cosmos does he have a ton of food in front of him. Piles and piles of it. And needless to say Vegeta is tearing through it, plates being emptied faster than you can blink. But yet, still managing to eat it somewhat gracefully. Somewhat being a relative term here.

Or, he can be found anywhere in the square in the main part of Luceti, around the Item Shop, Grocery Store, Blacksmith and Clothing Shop, among others, leaning up against a building and watching some of the crazy go down. Making notes of people he'd like to stay the heck away from just in case they pop up here later. Run in to him here, figuratively or literally, to bug him if you want.

Later in the evening, to relax he heads to the Hot Springs. Because hopefully here he can get away from the masses, because let's face it, it's given him a giant headache.

Or, create your own adventure.]

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Hah

[sharethepudding]

[He purrs and regards Vegeta with a fairly neutral expression as he takes a bite of something.]

Mrrrr...hello again, Vegeta.

[He keeps eating.]

Sit down. I'm not here to destroy anything. Wherever here is.

:D

[misterbrief]

[He sits. He's trying to regain his composure, and hearing the god at least tell him he's not here to destroy is slightly comforting. But that can all change in a moment's notice if he's not careful.]

Well, you see Bills-sama, this is not like our world. It's an entire new realm of existence. No one knows how we end up here but it at least is accommodating. [He's going to lie through his teeth to keep Bills from even thinking about annihilating anything.]

[sharethepudding]

[Well, he's not here to destroy anything...yet.]

New existence? Another universe them? Mrrr...that sounds annoying.

[Really, really annoying.]

The food isn't bad though. [He shoves an entire pork pie in his mouth.] Are there any good local dishes?

[misterbrief]

[He sweats a little at the mention of how that annoys Bills, but calms back down as the god continues to eat.]

Why don't you take a look for yourself. [He grabs a menu, and hands it over.] I've had everything on there, and nothing has left me unsatisfied. [Cue another sweat drop.]

[sharethepudding]

Mrrrrr...

[He takes the menu and scans it.]

Satisfied? What do you think is the best thing here?

[misterbrief]

[He will happily show him, too. He points at certain items in the menu.]

This particular dish is pretty good. And this sushi is excellent, Bills-sama. [He points again. That's his favorite sushi, too.] I suggest you try them before you go.

[sharethepudding]

Excellent. Sushi...is most delightful. Who do I order it with? Are there waiters?

[He's positively salivating here. And to think you were so unhelpful before, Vegeta.]

[misterbrief]

[He freezes up for a second. He chased the waiters off!]

Just wait here, I'll make sure the order gets taken care of. [And he just...runs back to where he knows the kitchen is. There might be some yelling, some dishes crashing and other signs of an argument, but Vegeta is making sure Bills gets his food.

He comes back, looking a little flushed with anger, but he made sure the cooks knew what to make.]

They're working on it right now. It should be out shortly.

[sharethepudding]

[Bills sits there, nomming on Vegeta's food too. He's not gobbling up all of it like a Saiyan, but there's definitely a bit of a dent appearing in it by the time Vegeta returns.]

Good, good. The service here sounds excellent.

[He'll stop eating, to save room for his own, and tap his claws on the chair.]

What is this place, anyway?

[misterbrief]

It's...uhhhh...

[Oh great how is he going to explain this]

It's...a vacation resort! Yes, only located in a different universe. Anything you find here is free, so don't hesitate to do as you please. And, most of the inhabitants you'll find to be quite friendly, and will more than likely invite you to join them in any festivities.

[Hahaha he'll never buy that, holy cosmos what kind of crap is he spewing out of his mouth]

[sharethepudding]

[No. Not he's not going to buy that. Stars, what kind of fool do you take him for.]

If it's just a vacation resort, then why can I not leave? And why can I not sense Whis? Or reach for my full power?

[Claws tap on the chair.]

The inhabitants do seem friendly, though. Tell me honestly, what's going on? And why do you have wings?

yeah gunna skip the infodump.

[misterbrief]

[His stomach turns. He didn't think Bills would have already tried to leave. So there was no hiding it anymore. Sighing, he decides to just come clean.]

For you, it's a vacation. However, it is not for me. You will leave this place by tomorrow night. I have to stay.

[And he continues on to explain Luceti. He only covers the blanket details, not anything else that doesn't necessarily pertain to the immediate situation.]

So there you have it, Bills-sama. Now you know.

Thank you. God, skim it for all ours

[sharethepudding]

[Bills listens with mild disinterest at first. When he gets to the end, though, Bills' eyes are wide with anger It's not that he disbelieves Vegeta, it's not even that he faults Vegeta, but man oh man when he gets loose and gets ahold of those Malnosso creeps.]

So, you're telling me that I'm stuck here. In this...tiny little village. And I'm supposed to play along with these mortal fools! I should destroy them and all their little toys!

[misterbrief]

I'd let you if you could. Both Kakarot and I have had our own attempts at getting out of here. But fear not, you'll be sprung from here when this little circus ends and you won't even remember being here. So I suggest you enjoy yourself while you can. There's plenty to do in just two days. It only gets frustrating when you've been here for over a year.

[He's not trying to be disrespectful, but he's just telling it like it is. These are the facts, and he won't hide it from Bills any longer.]

[sharethepudding]

Mrrrr...[This does seem to placate the God of Destruction. He just sits there, thinking it over.]

Two days, you say? What is there to do around here in two days?

[misterbrief]

I manage to find enjoyment out of creating as many different training simulations in the Battle Dome, to start. But more often than not you can open this little book- [He takes his journal out and opens it to let Bills inspect it to his pleasure-] and find that someone wants company for some sort of activity.

There are also hot springs located here, as well as a coffee house, and several other places right here in the square. It's far too easy to make fast friends here. [There is a hint of disgust in when he refers to making friends. He's made too many friends. He hates it.]

[sharethepudding]

[Bills eyes the journal and ignores it. Company with strangers, particularly mortals, just wasn't his thing. But one thing does catch his attention.]

Hot springs you say? Mmmmmm, that...it's been a long time. Where are they? I think that could be relaxing, if they're good ones.

[misterbrief]

You'll enjoy them, Bills-sama. [He hopes at least. Ugh, they're probably swarmed with people though. He hopes that won't make him mad...] It's located up at the mountain lake, just outside the village. As far as I know it's open all the time, so you can visit at your leisure.

[sharethepudding]

Good. Then you'll show me to them after we eat, yes?

[Notice that he's stopped eating your food, too.]

[misterbrief]

[Bills can eat all of Vegeta's food, he didn't even care anyway as long as it makes him happy!]

Ah-! O-of course, Bills-sama. [Man, this weekend is going to be his worst nightmare. At least Buu isn't here to ruin it.] We'll head there right afterwards.

[sharethepudding]

[Nah, it's not going to be so bad, he'll just sleep most of it.]

Excellent. Now. Where is that food? It's been a while...

[misterbrief]

[He looks around nervously. Where was it? He hounded those cooks, they're probably taking extra time to spite him.]

Let me check, I'm sure it will be done shortly. [And he makes his way back towards the kitchen again. There is most definitely yelling and angry demands being made back there, and he returns with a waiter now placing Bills's food in front of him.

Once the job is done, Vegeta shoots the waiter the most evil look he can muster for waiting so long, before he joins the god once again.]

I sped their production up a bit. I hope you enjoy the food, it's delicious.

[Life should not be this stressful over food, heaven help him.]

[sharethepudding]

Good.

[Bills eyes the waiter, and the food, and then begins to chow down. He's not pigging out, either, he's savoring each and every bite.]

Mmmmm, you weren't lying. This really is good. And that's good for you. If you lied to me...I'd destroy you.

[misterbrief]

[And that causes a tiny little heart attack in the Saiyan's chest.]

Of course not, Bills-sama! I wouldn't let you eat any old common trash.

[sharethepudding]

Of course not.

[He's slowly making his way through the sushi, when he spots the wasabi.]

...what's this? It looks good.