10th Taunt | Video (Backdated to July 1st)

[misterbrief]

[He's not going to beat around the bush. When the video pops on, it's clear Vegeta is in his workout clothing, in the Battle Dome, and looking HORRIBLY ANGRY because SOMEONE has been pranking him for the past week with Justin Beiber.]

Alright, I'm only going to say this once. Whoever the prankster is that continues to play that hideous music during my training sessions is going to pay with their life. When I find you, I'm going to rip both of those arms of yours right out of their sockets.

And if any one of you know who it is, you had best tell me now. I might even consider letting you get out of this scot-free if you turn in the clown that continues to elude me.

[And with that, he slams the journal shut in anger. He'll check it again later that night, when he's cooled down a bit.]

Comments

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[goldenglasses]

Well good luck with that! Because see, if it were me I'd set my journal up somewhere to catch them in the act! [Only suggested because Vash has no plans to do that again for at least a couple months now.

He wishes to live.]

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[misterbrief]

Yes, I'm sure they'd be expecting that. And that's far too easy. My plan involves a lot more pain and suffering. Exactly what they've got coming to them.

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[goldenglasses]

Yeesh! Sounds pretty scary to me for just playing some music! Just don't kill anyone when you find out who's doing it, alright? [Vash would feel awful if someone took his punishment by mistake.]

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[misterbrief]

As a matter of fact... [He grins a little wider.] Death seems a fitting punishment. After all, their actions are causing me to screw up important time training. Now, that work is put into fighting the Third Party, so if they make me screw up, then well. Just think of all the lives I could have saved if I would have been able to focus during my training.

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[goldenglasses]

[If that was suppose to get a rise out of Vash it doesn't work. Vegeta killing less people? Doesn't seem so bad.] But, shouldn't you be able to still fight no matter the distraction? Wouldn't this be making you better at what you do? Teaching how to ignore distractions or something? I mean, what if the Third Party starts bringing a radio with them?

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[misterbrief]

Don't be ridiculous, they're not going to start blasting some sort of horrific music at us. How absurd.

[He thinks that's so dumb, who would do that.]

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[goldenglasses]

Isn't the idea to be ready for anything? What if they can hear what happens over the journals or can hack the dome's program! Then they'd know you're weak against music!

[misterbrief]

Shut up, nonsense like that isn't going to win a battle! [He's out of his mind he's got to be]

I'm not weak against music, are you insane?

[goldenglasses]

[Vash gives his shoulders a shrug.] I don't know, you're the one saying you can't train just because of a little music. Sounds kinda like. weakness to me, but I don't know much about fighting so I wouldn't know.

[misterbrief]

[His teeth clench together tightly, growing more angry.]

I could train just fine with music, but it's annoying when something as vulgar as that gets programmed in without my knowledge. Get your facts straight.

[goldenglasses]

Oh! Sorry! I got it now! VULGAR music is your weakness.

[misterbrief]

N...no! Didn't you hear me the first time?! I'm not weak to anything!

[WHY DOES HE EVEN TRY HE SWEARS]

[goldenglasses]

But you said you can't continue your training when it starts. That sounds very much like a weakness to me.

[misterbrief]

Oh, believe me, I finished one particular module while that blasted music was playing. I couldn't leave until I finished. And let me tell you, there is was nothing more infuriating than that.

[goldenglasses]

HEYYYYYY! That's great! They helped you learn how to overcome your weakness to fighting with bad music playing! Congratulations!

[misterbrief]

I never needed that sort of training, you nimwit!!!!!!

[Now he's just getting really frustrated.]

I can't wait to get my hands on them! Even if I have to go through a few others to do it!

[goldenglasses]

What?! Now that's not fair! What kind of prince punishes the innocent to get one person who's just trying to help you train! A bad one is what!

[misterbrief]

They are messing around with the Saiyan Prince, if you've forgotten already. [Whole new level of royalty here, the worst kind!]

I'll do whatever it takes to find out exactly who the perpetrator is.

[goldenglasses]

Just don't do something you'll regret or get all of Luceti angry at you by hurting someone innocent. It wouldn't be worth all that agony just for a simple prank.

[misterbrief]

I'm not afraid of them.

[Not at all!]

The only agony is going to be the agony one will feel if they get in my way. [Isn't most of Luceti mad at him already anyway...?]

[goldenglasses]

Aw, come on Vegeta, life is too short and Luceti too nuts to want to make everyone in the enclosure angry at you. At least over something so silly and juvenile.

[misterbrief]

Oh my, someone will be angry with me. It won't be the first time nor the last. I'd say if someone paid the consequence, it would deter anyone else from trying the same prank again.

[Make an example of someone? Totally a-ok by him!]

[goldenglasses]

How they're angry at you now would be nothing compared to how people will act if you hurt or kill someone uninvolved. Wouldn't you rather keep the focus on the Malnosso and not each other?

[misterbrief]

It makes no difference to me on this matter. I've killed for less. I think you seem to forget who you're talking to.

[One death in the sea of billions is nothing.]

[goldenglasses]

I think I'm speaking to an over reacting, grumpy guy who takes things way too seriously sometimes.