10th Taunt | Video (Backdated to July 1st)

[misterbrief]

[He's not going to beat around the bush. When the video pops on, it's clear Vegeta is in his workout clothing, in the Battle Dome, and looking HORRIBLY ANGRY because SOMEONE has been pranking him for the past week with Justin Beiber.]

Alright, I'm only going to say this once. Whoever the prankster is that continues to play that hideous music during my training sessions is going to pay with their life. When I find you, I'm going to rip both of those arms of yours right out of their sockets.

And if any one of you know who it is, you had best tell me now. I might even consider letting you get out of this scot-free if you turn in the clown that continues to elude me.

[And with that, he slams the journal shut in anger. He'll check it again later that night, when he's cooled down a bit.]

Comments

[Video]

[foundafamily]

The bottom of a fuckin' lake. Why don't you dive in and get 'em?

[Video]

[misterbrief]

There's nothing at the bottom of that lake. [He's been to the bottom of that lake.]

Good to hear you were lying to me, I'll keep that in mind.

[Video]

[foundafamily]

Wow, you're pretty sharp, aren't you? Haven't you ever heard of a figure a' speech?

[If Vegeta's going to beat the tar out of him, Firo figures he should at least try and deserve it.]

[Video]

[misterbrief]

Use a better expression. Either way, the more you run your mouth the more painful your death is going to be.

Re: [Video]

[foundafamily]

If you're gonna try and kill me for somethin' I didn't do, I'm gonna at least make it as annoyin' for you as possible.

[A beat, and then Firo adds, for clarification:]

Because you're an ass.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

Why, thank you. [To both accounts. It's the psychotic mass murderer in him that gets a kick out of it.]

I'll let you have a choice of how you'd like to die. Let's start with the easy choices, would you like it to be quick or painfully slow.

[Video]

[foundafamily]

You can try any way you want. If you think you can, old man.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

It's not a question of whether I think I can or not, it's a question of when. But...you might be in luck, boy.

[Someone else just contacted him about this...just what he was hoping for.]

[Video]

[foundafamily]

Oh, yeah? Well, maybe--!

[Oh, gosh, he is so relieved to hear that.]

Wait, what?

[Video]

[misterbrief]

Looks like my plan worked just as I hoped. Hahahahahahaha....

[Vash just confessed.]

You and that other boy made this whole ordeal a lot easier than I thought. I guess I should thank you.

[Video]

[foundafamily]

Plan? What plan? All you did was threaten me and laugh like a creep! What the hell kinda plan is that?

[Video]

[misterbrief]

Firo, use your brain for a second. I've known you for quite some time now, and any time you've had issues with me, you've said it to my face. It's not your style kid, especially when you didn't even know what a CD was.

Luceti is filled with a bunch of goodie-two shoes. Surely the culprit has been listening in on all these conversations. And they'd never want someone innocent to get hurt.

[Video]

[foundafamily]

[That's gotta be the first time someone's called Firo "innocent." He's too busy following Vegeta's helpful explanation to appreciate that.

His life safe (for now), Firo sighs.]

You're a bastard, you know that?

And stop callin' me "kid"--I've told you a hundred times!

[Sorry, Vegeta, that's more important than appreciating your tactical genius.]

[Video]

[misterbrief]

[He just chuckles again.]

If I'm an old man, you're a kid. [He knows he's a bastard, he won't argue that, not one bit.]

[Video]

[foundafamily]

[He sighs and repeats his 'bastard' comment under his breath.

There is something else he's curious about, though--]

So what're you gonna do to the guy who actually did it?

[Whoever you are--he's too lazy to actually check--he feels for you, man.]

[Video]

[misterbrief]

I've got an idea to handle him. It didn't seem to sink in the last time I taught him a lesson, so I think I'll be taking a different approach.

[Yes, someone survived one of those earth-shattering punches of his.]

[Video]

[foundafamily]

Wait, the "last" time?

[Man, Firo's envious of someone who can last through a big quarrel with this guy.]

...Are you just gonna hit him harder or what?

[Spill those beans, man.]

[Video]

[misterbrief]

I think he would be expecting that. No, I've got other plans for him. Something he won't expect. [The tone of his voice suggests something absolutely horrifying.]

But, if I gave away my secret over the journal, he'd find out, wouldn't he? It would just ruin the surprise~

[Video]

[foundafamily]

Ah, you're no fun.

[But there is sense in it, he supposes.]

Will you give him an extra kick from me?

[Even if Firo appreciates him stepping forward, he's offended that the guy didn't do it sooner and spare him some worry.]

[Video]

[misterbrief]

That's the spirit. I'll give him more than that. [Vegeta's so thrilled to get revenge just look at his face]

I assure you he won't be pulling a stunt like this again.

[Video]

[foundafamily]

[Vegeta happy? It's almost a little disturbing.]

Hopefully, but it doesn't really sound like he learned from the last time...

[Video]

[misterbrief]

No, of course he didn't. You see, he's not too bright, and like any child, you just have to keep pounding it into their brain until they finally get it.

[He hopes Vash is seeing all this.]

[Video]

[goldenglasses]

[Whoa... wait a minute Vash had been listening to make sure the blaming was dropped, but it's hard to stay quiet at that.] What?! Don't say things like that and give him ideas!!!!

[Video]

[foundafamily]

You're the one who started givin' him ideas that I was messin' with him!

[Okay, maybe Vegeta's suspicion was all a ruse, but Firo did not appreciate having to go through that.

He frowns, his expression turning hard. Firo never really appears threatening, but he's certainly trying his best right now.]

If you'd rather, just tell me who you are and we can settle this ourselves.

[He needs to recover his dignity, sorry, man.]

[Video]

[goldenglasses]

What!? No I didn't! That grumpy jerk jumped to his own conclusions! I was trying to talk him into not blaming ANYONE!

And if you don't mind, I'd rather not have two people coming after me. Vegeta is going to be bad enough. [Maybe he shouldn't have come clean when Vegeta started blaming this guy. Of course, if Firo really wanted to know Vash's name he could just ask Vegeta, but Vash isn't going to make it super easy by just telling him that information.]