5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[misterbrief]

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]



[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from doesntneedsaving!))

Comments

[doesntneedsaving]

"Appreciation for line and form?" He can't help but parrot that, and he puts his arms over himself as to cover his newly-found humiliating body and pulling a disgusted face. Vegeta's pretty self conscious of some male checking him out, and probably will be the rest of the week.

"I would have been perfectly fine picking out my own clothing, for your information." Except it wouldn't of fit him more than likely. "So don't get on me, it's not like it's terribly hard to pick out a shirt."

[doesntneedsaving]

[Probably not the same amount of entertainment he's getting out of deceiving her. Her little rant makes him laugh, she's so clueless as to who he really is. But that's enough of that.]

I don't know Bulla. Why don't you tell me?

[BRACING SELF FOR EXPLANATION SOON.]

[doesntneedsaving]

I'm not afraid of any of your little cohorts. I'm sure if they attacked me they'd all meet their end in a matter of seconds. [He's not joking either.]

You know, I can only think of one other person who is more disgusting than you. Keep your eyes off of me or next time I'm not going to be so nice about your next air fare. [He's going to close his legs and float back down to the ground. Gross.]

[universal_charm]

See, if you didn't fly around, people wouldn't be looking up your skirt, so that one is your fault.

_{[ He rolled his eyes and resisted poking his chest, because poking a girl in the chest is not a good idea. Ever. Even if they used to be a man. ]}

[doesntneedsaving]

[Yes, that is a smart idea, do not poke him in the chest.]

I can't wait until this is over. I honestly do not know how females can stand being gawked at by people like you. [And Master Roshi.]

1/3

[fashionably_strong]

I wouldn't get anything out of lying to you! So it's completely idiotic to assume that I am!

So there--

[She starts into another rant, but then she pauses.]

2/3

[fashionably_strong]

Hey, wait a minute. I never introduced myself, so how...?

[It calms her down enough to actually make her think again. That energy is very familiar...]

3/3

[fashionably_strong]

[Brain meltdown in 3...2...1. It shouldn't be possible. Her father is a man. A very masculine man. This woman is kind of butch, but the hair is so much like her father's that...oh hell, did she just tell her dad off in a store?]

........Dad? Why are you a woman?

[universal_charm]

I do not gawk, I appreciate.

[doesntneedsaving]

Do you have to say that so loud? [Embarrassing time, here we go.] I was taken to be experimented on and they thought it would be entertaining to turn me into a woman for my shift this time. Quite frankly I'm not enjoying a second of it. This has to be the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me.

[And he's been inside of Buu's intestines before.]

[doesntneedsaving]

Right, that's why you had no issues putting your filthy hands on me. [He has not forgotten about that little ass grab.]

[fashionably_strong]

[Bulla quiets her voice down a little. She can only imagine how awkward it would be if she was suddenly a boy. She's also worried that the Malnosso managed to get away with doing something like this to her father.]

Do you want me to call you Auntie while we're in public instead, then? ...in the meantime, we'll figure something out. Maybe Mom can invent something to turn you back. I'll help you pick out a few more things that you can wear.

[doesntneedsaving]

Hopefully we won't have to go in public that often to find out. A simple 'hey' will do for now. And don't worry about turning me back, the shifts from the experimentation are only temporary- I'll regain my old body soon enough. It's simply a matter of time. [He doesn't want her to worry.]

I can't believe that now you're the one doing the shopping for me, of all things.

[windandrain]

Surely you don't think a god is bound to a single form, do you? [Her smile is sardonic, but interested.]

Oh? What sort of form is that?

[universal_charm]

Well, to be truthful, it's hard to think of you as a girl even with all that going on.

_{[ He made a motion. ]}

Having new secondary sexual characteristics doesn't make you any less you.

[aerialassault]

Cliff sighed. "Relax. I was just kidding! It like you wanted something to be a disguise, and you've gotta be a little picky sometimes with what you pick out.

This number? I don't think anyone'd expect you to dress like that even if it is a Shift."

[fashionably_strong]

Well, I always picked out my own things. I just got you to pay for them and here everything is free.

[Shopping. There's a good thing to focus on. It helps her cope with the absurdity of her father being a woman all of the sudden.]

So, since we don't know how quickly you'll change back when you do, let's focus on getting you things that will either stretch or that fit loosely enough that it won't be a problem. That's the best way to avoid a really embarrassing wardrobe malfunction later.

[She grabs an oversized red sweater designed to be worn with leggings or skinny jeans.]

Like this.

[Action]

[capsuleprincess]

No.

[Final tone there.]

You're a woman, so what? It's not as if you're going to stay like this forever. What concerns me is that you would return and not call home nor tell us who you are.

[She sighs and massages her frown a bit.]

Please tell me you weren't planning on not coming home until you were normal again.

[Because if he did she's going to punch him, as useless as that would be.]

[weaponry]

[ Tenten is never dumb! She's just impulsive! ]

Come to Community House number one. I'll be waiting at the door. Thank you. [ Tenten will just wait for Vegeta to show up here. ]

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Neither have I! But I think I'd know enough not to go shouting about someone sizing me up all over the journals!

[doesntneedsaving]

I'll have you know the closest thing to a deity in my world are a bunch of weaklings who can't even defend themselves against a pink walking pile of chewing gum. And the other is simply a paper pusher of whom I've destroyed their office before without consequence. And if I remember correctly none of them are capable of changing forms. [He's just grouchy about being a girl, in addition to the normal grouchiness. Don't mind him.]

The form is the pinnacle of Saiyan strength. It's not so different that you wouldn't recognize me. I've just got more fur than your normal humanoid bipedal would have. And a tail. [Totally avoiding the word monkey here.]

[doesntneedsaving]

And I don't plan on changing that. Anything to keep some bottom-crawling mouth breather away from me. The last thing I want to deal with is some moron who gets enough courage to...to... [He shudders. Awful thoughts. Just awful thoughts are coming to mind. Why can't this be over already? What if some male tries to kiss him or something?!]

[doesntneedsaving]

"Of course they wouldn't, I'm wearing a skirt of all things-!"

But he can't deny that no one would expect it, hopefully that'll keep some people he knows off his ass about being a girl. The less he looked like himself, the better, to a certain extent of course. Makeup is a no no. There is no way anyone is going to get him to put that on. He'll kill half the village before that happens.

He's pretty much done with discussing it though. He's in a skirt. Yeah, the outfit doesn't make him look like a dweeb which he's at least thankful for that, it wasn't pink and he wasn't a flower.

"I need to break the news still to that family I mentioned before. They happen to be here in Luceti, unfortunately for them. So I'll be going to do that now, if you don't mind."

[doesntneedsaving]

[He takes the sweater. Is this going to become one of those trips where he has to try on things for hours? This already is more painful than he ever wanted it to be. It was bad enough having to find clothing for his normal body the first time when he came to Earth, now he has to get more for this body? Great.]

How do you women honestly know things like this. I still don't understand why you had such a problem with my khakis. [And his dweeby jacket he always used to wear before he got the sleeveless one.] Can't I just wear a muscle shirt as I always have?

[Action]

[doesntneedsaving]

What do you mean so what?! This is humiliating! It doesn't matter if it's for one hour or one year, those idiotic scientists changed my body into that of a female and quite frankly I can't stand the sight of it! The very idea! [Besides, he runs off all the time back at home without telling anyone where he's gone or when he'll be back. So this is pretty normal for him to not inform them of his return. But of course, she doesn't know that. Yet. She will one day! And then bitch about it to Beibi unknowingly.]

Of course I was planning on coming home, I just didn't want to show up in that ragged disgusting...dress. [That and he thought he could do it himself, but boy was he wrong.]