6th Taunt | Video

[misterbrief]

[It's been a few days since Father's Day. And he got a really nice surprise from his daughter that he never thought possible. Bulla training and honing her skills and power, it really meant something to him; so he's flipping his journal open now since Luceti played a large part of it. He's not even angry this time.]

It's come to my attention that a good number of you had a hand in the gift I received over the weekend. I will say I'm impressed- the lot of you have done the impossible with my daughter Bulla and it most certainly paid off. So for that...[His voice trails off, since saying these sorts of things isn't exactly natural to him.] For that I am grateful. I know a good portion of the time we are safe inside this barrier, but you must understand that I worry for her safety regardless.

So I suppose this is the part where I ask something else not so specific. The gift I received was for your Earthling holiday Father's Day. I've never put much stock in such things, but this last weekend certainly has changed my mind about it a little. Is this something you also observe in your own worlds? And if so, what is it that you've done or would do that you would consider worthy of your father?

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[voice]

[misterbrief]

If you were going to say sorry, then why don't you just say it and be done with it? You Earthlings have so many preposterous sayings that I can't even keep it straight half the time. Just the other day some boy said 'tru-fax' to me in a written message over the journals and I still don't know what that is.

[voice]

[rashness]

Who says "tru-fax" anymore, that just sound lame!

[voice]

[misterbrief]

I don't know, I thought that kind of ridiculous language was rampant among you little ingrates. I'm sure it has something to do with that lousy internet. [Man if you couldn't tell he was an old geezer before...]

[voice]

[rashness]

Are you complaining about the internet?! Everyone uses the internet, man, even people who aren't that into it, like me, miss it!

[voice]

[misterbrief]

[HAHA VEGETA DOESN'T USE THE INTERNET.]

I've heard about it and I don't use the internet, what use of it would I have? It sounds like a complete waste of time, sitting at a computer for hours for what? To look at pictures of cats? If you were doing something of value like creating blueprints for machines or analyzing data I could see, but you don't need the internet to do that.

[voice]

[rashness]

How do you know anything about anything without being able to look stuff up?

[voice]

[misterbrief]

What kind of question is that? Just because I don't use it to access information doesn't mean I don't know anything about anything.

[voice]

[rashness]

Then how about what's 15 x 19 ?!

[voice]

[misterbrief]

[Okay he can't do math that fast in his head like that. So his first reaction while trying to figure it out is this-]

Couldn't you of picked a more relevant question than multiplication? I don't need to know what that is off the top of my head for any reason.

[voice]

[rashness]

But that's just it, what if you do need to! You could look it up online! I mean I don't know that one either.

[voice]

[misterbrief]

[Ok, first set of numbers is 135, now to do the next part...it's just ones so it's 15 add the zero on the end for 150...]

Shut up and let me think for a second. [150 plus 135...that's 5, then 3+5...]

I don't need to look it up online when I can figure it out on my own. How would you even get by in a place like this where you don't have internet anyway. [1+1 to make 2, so...285. If it wasn't set to voice he'd see Vegeta's smirk.]

[voice]

[rashness]

I haven't needed to do big math like that much, or I write it out when I do.

[SO THERE]

[voice]

[misterbrief]

Well if you had any brains at all you'd know the answer to your question is 285. [Even though he had to do it slowly in his head himself.]

[voice]

[rashness]

Hey, I've got brains! Like... like I bet you don't know what type of element's good against rot-element demons!

[voice]

[misterbrief]

[You got him there, Rin. It's proven by the confused and irritated look on his face.]

I absolutely do not know what that even is, how am I expected to know something like that? Or is that something you can 'look up online' too?

[voice]

[rashness]

...Probably! I mean, there's enough exorcists in the world, it's gotta be there, right?

[voice] Can I please just say Rin is the cutest thing ever

[misterbrief]

You study that and you don't even know? Some exorcist. [YEAH BECAUSE YOU TOTALLY LOOKED UP HOW TO BE A SAIYAN WARRIOR ONLINE BUDDY]

[voice] you can I would even appreciate it

[rashness]

I've been studying things at a cram school! I've got textbooks and everything! Why would I look it up online?!

[voice] Haha consider it said then because he is

[misterbrief]

[There's a light chuckle over the journal.] Exactly my point. Why would you? There's no purpose to it.

[voice] thank you, thank you

[rashness]

--Hey, don't you try to turn this around like that! Not everyone's at a cram school!

[voice] You are very welcome, anyday

[misterbrief]

Now, now~! You said it yourself, it's not as if I'm putting words in your mouth! Come now, aren't you glad we've come to an agreement? [He chuckles again, because he's very much amused at this development.]

[voice]

[rashness]

F-fine, maybe, but we're not agreeing in general! It's more - better for news than something like newspapers!

[voice]

[misterbrief]

Anything important enough for me to care about as far as news is concerned is all over every TV station for hours on end. And I usually know about it before the humans do. Other than that, I couldn't care less. I don't see how knowing about how some little girl's cat got stuck in a tree is important.

[voice]

[rashness]

--You ain't human?

[voice]

[misterbrief]

No, of course not. [Oh boy here we go] I'm a Saiyan, an elite warrior race. So as you can imagine I don't have time to waste with this internet of yours, I've got bigger fish to fry.