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10th Taunt | Video (Backdated to July 1st)

[He's not going to beat around the bush. When the video pops on, it's clear Vegeta is in his workout clothing, in the Battle Dome, and looking HORRIBLY ANGRY because SOMEONE has been pranking him for the past week with Justin Beiber.]

Alright, I'm only going to say this once. Whoever the prankster is that continues to play that hideous music during my training sessions is going to pay with their life. When I find you, I'm going to rip both of those arms of yours right out of their sockets.

And if any one of you know who it is, you had best tell me now. I might even consider letting you get out of this scot-free if you turn in the clown that continues to elude me.

[And with that, he slams the journal shut in anger. He'll check it again later that night, when he's cooled down a bit.]

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Yes, in fact it is.

[Maybe Firo did it. Why else would he be so smug.]

You're going on my list of suspects. Congratulations, you're the first to make the list.

Suspects? What the hell? This ain't a murder investigation!

Yes, it's much, much worse! [He gives Firo a little smile.]

You've got nothing to worry about if you're innocent, don't you? You look a little worried...

Maybe I'm worried 'cause you're a freakin' paranoid psycho!

Come now, psychotic? Me? Hahahahaha.... [Yeah, he's a little psycho, sometimes.]

Perhaps a little. I eat guys like you for my afternoon snack. [Firo's not big enough for his breakfast, not in his opinion.]

[That laugh is the exact opposite of comforting.]

Yeah, I'd like to see you try.

[The necessity of acting tough for the moment overrides Firo's awareness that, yeah, this guy could totally kill him.]

What kinda guy lets himself get all worked up over somethin' like this?

[Vegeta only gives a devious, dangerous smile back to Firo.]

You see, I don't like it when someone tampers with my work. It's very important to me, but you already knew that, now didn't you.

[As much as he tries to hide it, Firo's visibly uncomfortable right now. He'd consider just turning the journal off, but Vegeta would probably take that as confirmation of his guilt.]

Playin' music is "tamperin' with your work" now? Are you kiddin' me? It's not that important!

Of course it is. A warrior must be focused, I can't have some annoying brat coming on and singing during my training.

[It's really more that someone's been touching the console at all rather than the music, but he is a bit sore about the club to the face that he took.]

[This does not seem to be working. Though Firo has to wonder if anything will.]

Uh, yeah, whatever. Look, whoever's been singin' at you or whatever isn't me!

[Vash listens to this conversation with worry. Uh-oh, if Vegeta starts blaming the wrong person he'll have to come clean to Vegeta. He REALLY doesn't want to die.]

Of course it's not you. It's a recording. You're just the one imputing it into the system, aren't you. If you come clean now I might leave you alive.

[He growls, frustrated.]

I don't even know how to do somethin' like that!

[Honestly, he can believe that from Firo. He probably doesn't know. He's not sure what Firo's technology knowledge is. Maybe it's a good time to ask.]

You don't? Don't you use the Battle Dome at all?

Of course I do! I just don't screw around with any a' the stupid stuff in there.

[If it doesn't make something in the simulation that he can hit, he's not interested.]

I'd expect someone of your stature to be the first to toy around with functions like that.

[He probably still doesn't actually know how old Firo is.]

The hell does that even mean?

[Rude, Firo is a mature adult.]

I'd expect this out of a child.

[Bam he said it]

[Oh no. Oh no he did not.

Firo jumps to his feet and slams the journal against the desk in front of him.]

I'm not a goddamn child! I'm past 20!

Temper, temper. That's no way to behave.

[Vegeta knows just how to press Firo's buttons, it seems, but Firo's too wrapped up in his anger to realize that.]

You shut the fuck up. You start throwin' around accusations and you think you can tell me how to behave?!

Hahahahahaha... [It's really one of this favorite things to do, make people angry.]

I was just making an observation. I bet your hands were starting to shake, worry crossed your face, it was obvious.

But I must know. Where did you find the CD?

I'm. Not. Worried.

[He was pretty worried. Now he's too annoyed.]

And I don't even know what a CD is!

A likely story. Come on, where'd you find it. I want to know so I can make sure to destroy every single one of them that I can find.

The bottom of a fuckin' lake. Why don't you dive in and get 'em?

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