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Hey! Get me out of here! What are you doing?!!!

[Are the words floating inside of your head. Something is yelling at you, but who knows where's it's coming from? Maybe it's from inside your cupboard. Or you're crushing it underneath your butt as you sit down on your couch, or you roll over on it when you turn in your bed.

Maybe it's been dropped into your pot of water that you're thinking about heating up soon for your dinner, and you are now threatening to boil it alive.

Or maybe something less dangerous, like in your pocket or backpack. Either way, it's found its way into your life somehow, and boy is that thing angry. Real angry. Upon inspection, or finding said thing, you'll find a frog. A mean, nasty, angry frog who's suffered from a shift occurring inside the village. Seems the only power he's retained is his telepathy, thankfully. Sort of. Depends if you want to hear the guy or not.]

Find a way to fix this immediately!

[Find him anywhere you want. Being a frog sucks, but the prince doesn't really have a choice in the matter. If you happen to be the kind of person who would kiss a frog, just like the children's tale, maybe he'll turn back into a prince.]

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[STILL LAUGHING. WHAT ELSE CAN SHE DO VEGETA JUST MADE A RIBBIT SOUND

Look she can transform into a frog WHENEVER SHE WANTS because ninja powers.]

Okay, sorry. [She sheepishly grins at him.]

So, what happened?

STOP IT!!!! [He hates being laughed at so much it BURNS HIM]

How should I know what happened? I was taking a walk and all of a sudden I'm in your toilet and I don't even have the right body anymore! How dare they mock the Saiyan Prince!

[They being nobody because NATURAL SHIFTS ARE LIKE KARMA]

[SWEET, SWEET KARMA.

BUT ALRIGHT FINE SHE'S NOT LAUGHING ANYMORE. Instead she sighs.]

How am I supposed to help you if you don't know what happened? Did you piss someone off that has the power to turn people into frogs?

... Did you make Saori mad?

[NARROWS HER EYES.]

[He rears back in his little froggie body like he's offended. Why would she be asking about Saori anyway. What did Saori tell her. Paranoia sucks.]

No, I did not make her angry. [HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SAORI COULD TURN PEOPLE INTO FROGS. CAN SHE? Maybe he should ask.] I don't know of anyone who can use some kind of hocus pocus to turn anyone into anything at all. It's probably a blasted shift.

[HE HATESSSSSSSSS THIS PLANET]

Edited (DUDE I JUST GIVE UP ON GOD DAMN ENGLISH TODAY) 2014-12-20 23:35 (UTC)

A Shift? Nobody else is a frog. The WTF would tell us it was coming anyway.

[World of Their Future!!! She's standing up straight again and crossing her arms.]

Someone probably cursed you.

What in the blazes did I do?! [He doesn't remember being particularly mean to anyone in the past week or so. He did accost one of the waiters at Seventh Heaven, but they should be used to that by now. He didn't punch anyone through a building since he sent Vash through the wall, so that can't be it either.]

When I get my hands on them! If anyone used magic on me, they're going to get it!

[VEGETA JFC]

Yeah, and then you'll be turned back into a frog for it.

[Gives him a flat look.]

Or worse.

[The little guy shakes in anger. No. NO HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE A FROG. NO MORE FROG.]

I'll break every bone in their body...they'll learn not to cross me.

[SMOOSHES HIM WITH HER HAND, albeit gently because he's a delicate frog]

That won't fix anything, ya know?!

Croooaaaaak! Ribbit!!!! Croak ribbit ribbit croaaaaak!

[He yells in froggie language. If she understands angry pissed off frog, it says CUT IT OUT YOU CRAZED DEMON.]

You'd be surprised what that would fix-!

Edited (FUCKAIGN GOD I CAN'T DO A TAG TO SAMVE AMY FUCKING LIFE TOADY) 2014-12-21 00:07 (UTC)

Not this time!!

[Pulls her hand off of him and doesn't even bat an eye at the slime he left on her palm. Just wipes it off on her shirt.]

You can solve problems without violence.

[He refuses to solve problems with anything but violence unless it's his family that's it they are the only ones that get that privilege!]

I'm not going to sit down and reason with some witch that cursed me! Are you out of your mind?

[BRISTLES. She's trying to HELP YOU VEGETA.]

If you were reasonable in the first place this might not have happened!

[He hops up and down in anger now. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE DID.]

I didn't DO ANYTHING AT ALL! BLAST IT, WOMAN!

You did something!

[WHY ELSE WOULD HE BE LIKE THIS and she's hard not to even crack a smile at bouncing frog.]

You don't know that! [He swears he's innocent like this one time this ONE TIME]

You're always doing something.

[SHE DOES KNOW. It's probably KARMA FOR KILLING A FROG WHEN HE MADE THE CRATER.]

[THAT LOOK]

Yes, training, that's what I'm always doing.

[Stares right back up at her]

[He's a lot less threatening when it's a frog stare. Then again, he never intimidated her before.]

That's not what I was talking about.

[DOESN'T MATTER. They're not getting anywhere.]

Where were you taking your walk? We can start there.

[Holds out her hands. Hop on.]

[He looks at her hands with hesitance. Because it's ingrained into his head not to just jump headfirst into anything in a vulnerable state, in this case literally.]

I was walking across the bridge heading home. I didn't even get to finish my coffee, you know. [It was good coffee and he's not happy that it's probably spilled somewhere on the bridge so now he'll have to get another one as SOON AS HE GETS HIS BODY BACK AND KILLS THE WITCH.]

[Not jumping into those hands though they look dangerous]

[Is he seriously complaining he didn't get to drink his coffee. Fighting the urge to roll her eyes.]

We'll get you some coffee when you're back to normal. Even if it's gross and bitter. [He's such a Drama Queen.

Since he's not jumping into her palms she frowns down at him.]

What? Come on. It will take forever to get to the bridge if I don't carry you. You'll never get your coffee.

[He doesn't try right away, but gives a little froggie sigh before slowly crawling and dragging himself into her hands. He's afraid if he hops, he'll launch himself off the counter.

It's degrading, but he finally gets himself situated in her hands.]

Fine, let's go. Don't drop me.

[He'll be so mad]

I won't.

[Probably said in the same tone he uses. BUT OFF THEY GO, OUT OF THE UZUMAKI HOUSE. Kushina puts on a coat before she leaves, juggling him between her hands as she shoves her arms into the sleeves. Then she holds him close to her chest for warmth.

He's a frog okay it's easy to forget it's Vegeta.

... Where is the bridge. She pauses in the middle of walking, looking around.]

[He does a little dance trying to keep himself from falling over on his side as she juggles him, little cries echoing in her head with tiny little ribbit noises to accompany. A little froggie grumble comes out the tiny amphibian, irritated by being handled like that but all is well when she's holding him steady against her and keeping him warm as it's FREEZING OUTSIDE. He doesn't have his Saiyan body so now he's finally really feeling that cold, and it's not welcome.

The bridge in question is in between the clinic and the general store, as he was leaving the plaza after visiting the coffee shop to head back to House 29.]

Do you even know where you're going? [Like she's never lived here before ever]

[Yes be thankful for Kushina body heat.

She starts a little and glares down at the frog and its BIG attitude for such a small creature.]

Yes.

[He said he got coffee so it's probably around some coffee place so she's going to head there.]

It's this way.

[WALKING IN THE COLD.]

IS IT VEGETA

YES GO SAVE HIM HE'S FREEZING

I THINK HE DIED HE'S QUIET NOW

OH MY GOD NO I'M GOING TO CRY

MEANWHILE IM LAUGHING AT ALL YOUR EDITS. DANG GURL

LAUGHING AT MY EDITS WHILE THAT POOR FROGGIE DIES

FROG LEGS FOR DINNAR

CANNIBAL

oh nvm i hear it again

oh poor froggie I'M GLAD IT'S OKAY

NOT FOR LONG IT GONNA BE MY DINNER and lmfao more edits poor showan

YOU'RE SO MEANNNNNNNNNNN POOR FROGGGGG

WAH HA HA HA

PURE EVIL

>:3

throws spirit bomb at u

explodes

oh nooooo look at wut i did

ded

performs cpr

super ded

cuts u open and beats your heart with my hand

OH GOD

ur alive

im a ghost