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It probably is. A planet that's nothing but desert with two suns, but we just make due with what we got is all.

[Crap. How did this talk get back to him and his world all of a sudden?] Our weather is just hot or even hotter. What about yours?

Also, next time I'm shuffling. Red.

[The card is turned over and- it's red. Which results in an annoyed look from the Prince, but when he drinks his he might of taken too big of a swig and downed enough for two shots...]

Heh. That planet probably wouldn't of even been worth the time to allow to exist let alone conquer. [Vegeta no, you don't do that anymore, stop.] You should consider leaving that place when you return home before someone decides just that and blows it up.

[He ignores the weather question. Vegeta is not interested in talking about the weather. But he does draw another card.]

...world's being blown up is that common in your universe?

Black.

Practically everyone I know has the power to destroy an entire world without hardly lifting a finger. Luckily for the rest of the universe they're not interested in that sort of thing. They're all just a bunch of goody two-shoes if you ask me. [He takes another drink from his bottle.]

[Then he finally flips the card over, and it's red, resulting in another wicked grin. Despite that he takes another drink regardless that he didn't even have to. He's very confident that he can hold his alcohol.] Can't you do that too?

[Vash takes his drink, but decides to only drink when he must now that Vegeta feels like digging into his life.]

I... I don't know. I don't think so. [He's never tested his power really. Could he? Knives had said that it was only about a thirteen percent output. Maybe he could.]

Is there something wrong with being a goody two-shoe?

Well then, I guess you need to work on that don't you. [Another card is drawn.]

Yes, because then you become some half-wit that runs around in a super hero costume trying to fight crime and strike stupid poses. [He will never get over Gohan doing that. Never.]

Know someone who does that, huh?

Red.

Although, I suppose it's better then being an outlaw who still tries to fight crime and makes stupid poses. [Takes a drink, just because he can.]

Yes, well he used to until he finally grew up and stopped putting on that ridiculous outfit. [Seriously, he had so much secondhand embarrassment for Gohan. Honestly, a Saiyan doing that sort of thing, it was unreal.]

I'd rather be an outlaw if I had to choose. But then I'm not exactly scared of anyone coming after me either. [He finally goes to check the card. Red. Drink.]

And how do you fight crime as an outlaw anyway, if one is being hunted I don't get how they'd be able to walk around anywhere without being spotted and gunned down.

I dunno, you know, travel the world and all. Not everyone is going to know your face would be my guess.

Let's go with black this time.

Besides that friend of yours. If he went to another town in that outfit would people know who he was?

I guess. [It is indeed black, so he takes another swig, and draws another card. Vegeta you are screwed at this rate bro. Especially since everything is starting to blur just slightly.]

I don't really know if they would or not. I don't know about your world but Earth has a massive media communications system where it would be easy to spread news quickly about anything they wanted. Television. So it's very possible, though I don't know why anyone would want to watch something as inane as that.

Oh, we haven't gotten television yet. Just radio stations that broadcast the news and some music. That and the wanted posters. I guess not having television helps.

Red.

What kind of barbaric planet do you live on? Do you even have space travel? Posters, honestly. [It's red, Vash is on a roll, causing the Prince to down more of his bottle yet again. He was starting to feel pretty good though, regardless.]

I guess when you live on a planet where it can be a bit hard to get enough food and water, television wasn't exactly the first thing people thought about making. [Once again, avoiding a question. As they use to be able to travel through space.]

Red.

[He's way to buzzed to notice at this point, as he takes another drink.] Can't get enough food and water? [That sounds awful. Don't tell a Saiyan that...] That honestly sounds like it's about time for you to relocate somewhere that's actually inhabitable. What do you even do for fun on a planet like that? [They probably don't even have gravity chambers, terrible.]

Hm, quick draw, poker, and there's Thomas racing. There's things to do if you put your mind to it.

Black.

[It's black again! What is this, does every single turn of luck have to go to Vash?

Bottoms up.]

Quick draw, I never thought about doing that. [Yes, that sounded like fun and that's a game he can play with anyone.] What in th galaxy ish Thomas racing. It shounds ridiculous. [Uh oh.]

They're like our planet's version of a horse. Large, two legged furry animals.

Red.

[Vegeta stop, your luck ran out and it's not looking good for you now! He takes another one, a look of exasperation crossing his features.]

You know, I don't know what kind of pssssychic powers you must have to keep getting thesehs right! [It's starting to frustrate him, and his speech is definitely more slurred. He's already forgotten completely about the horse conversation.]

To be honest, this is the exact opposite of the kind of luck I usually get. [Is he winning? Is he actually winning? He had been planning on losing on purpose but now this was just too much fun.]

Black?

[Probably a very overexaggerated reaction, but it indeed is black again and he just cries out in disbelief at the fact that yet again, he has lost that round. He drinks his shot, angrily resting his face in his hand as he slams his elbow on the table, more than mildly annoyed at his awful luck.]

Then you shhhould apply it to shomethin' else, you haven't had to drunk hardly at all so far. Surely you can think of anything elshe! [Dude that wasn't even coherent.]

[Vash is surprisingly good at understanding drunk talk... to a point.]

Oh no, I think this is a very good use of this sudden good luck I'm getting. Let's see if I stay lucky with red.

[OK THIS ISN'T EVEN FAIR ANYMORE. SERIOUSLY.]

[The expression on his face is just :| that. Eyes half open and the lineface of linefaces.]

Thish is completely defeating the purpose of havink a contest! Uuuuugh. [He's giving up on the card game now. His bottle is almost gone, there might be enough for four more shots in it.] I want to see if you can drink sh rest of that! [He points at Vash's own bottle, his mouth all upturned and eyebrow lifted. He's...sort of expecting Vash to, but Vegeta is fair- he'll finish his along with him if Vash so chooses to go along with it.]

Yes it is. It's a contest, just one I'm winning.

[Vash peers at his still nearly full bottle. What the hell. Why not?

And why not make it more interesting.] Alright, it's a bet, but if I drink it all what do I get if I win? [Careful Vegeta. Chugging is a skill Vash has mastered.]

If you win I'll give you a lil dirt on me. How doesh that sound? [He holds up the rest of his bottle to Vash.] Bottoms up. [And he'll just drink the rest of it. After that huge thing he is definitely intoxicated.]

[Eh, Vash was never very interested in dirt, but if that's what Vegeta wants-] Bottoms up! [And he starts chugging.

And chugging.

You sure you want to spill some dirt Vegeta? Hitting the bottle or knocking his stool chair would probably mess up the nice rhythm he's got going.]

Feb 28 2013 And he use to be doing so well! 7

Feb 28 2013 aahaha inorite? I'm sure things will turn around soon... @9

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Feb 28 2013 count: 11

Feb 28 2013 Drink Count: 8 for Vash

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Feb 28 2013 Drink Count: 9 for Vash

Feb 28 2013 Drink count: 12 lol

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Feb 28 2013 Drink count: 13

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Feb 28 2013 holy god 14

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Feb 28 2013 HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS 15

Feb 28 2013 Magic?

Feb 28 2013 JESSUS LOL 16

Feb 28 2013 Man I'm good at this all of a sudden!

Feb 28 2013 I honestly don't know what happened to my luck 17

Feb 28 2013 I do not know, but I love it

Feb 28 2013 JESSUS YOU DID IT AGAIN 18

Feb 28 2013 I don't know to be afraid of myself or just LOVE this for it

Feb 28 2013 oh my god STOP 19

Feb 28 2013 BEWARE MY 50/50 LUCK!

Feb 28 2013 IT'S....TOO POWERFUL

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