5th Taunt | Voice/Action

[misterbrief]

[It's been a little over a week now since Vegeta's disappearance, and thankfully for him at the moment they've decided to simply dump him in the woods where no one can see him.

Or rather, her.]



[His eyes open finally. How long had he been here passed out? Either way, it didn't matter and he finally was out of the hands of those misbegotten scientists. It was really too bad he couldn't kill them whenever they took him, he wishes he could. His head is cloudy and he's awfully groggy still, searching for the journal next to him. Vegeta soon discovers that his hand...his whole arm wasn't that familiar mass of muscle belonging to his arm. It was still muscular but toned and...

...HOLY COSMOS...

Cue the shocked look as he looks down, feeling the recognition of a dress settled on his body rather than the pants he should be wearing hits him. He had breasts. What in the galaxy he had breasts.

What have they done!? He was a woman! Could the Malnosso honestly think of anything more humiliating than this!? How did they expect him to go home looking like a girl? He's never going to hear the end of it! Bulma and Bulla would never let him live it down until the end of time! Why him, honestly?]

Voice

[Ok. He's female now. It's fine. Wait no it's not fine. It's not fine, no no no no no it's awful and it's horrible. This will not be permanent, but who knows how long this will last. One small problem though...how does he dress himself? He mulls over that in his head, it couldn't be that bad. The pants and shirt aren't hard, but...underwear? Bras? He's simply got no clue, he doesn't know what size he is anymore in the hips and he definitely doesn't know his bust. Perhaps he should ask his family.

No, that is a horrible idea, give them more fuel for the fire to make fun of him relentlessly. He can dress himself without their help. However his attempts at finding something that fits is a complete failure so far. And he can't wear his Saiyan armor, he wore it in the draft and many different people saw him in it. The last thing he wants is people to figure out who he is.

He could ask Luceti? They won't know the difference, will they? And he does not feel bad about deceiving anyone on the matter either. He cannot believe he is going this far, but to him it's better than having yet another thing on the plate to be made fun of at home. So he's going to choose voice for this one.]

Luceti, let me ask you this. In what way here have you found it easiest to shop for appropriate attire, including your undergarments? I know this may sound strange but where I am from we had a uniform and armor that we all wore as we were constantly in and out of battle at any given moment. [Yes, that sounded generic enough. Playing the military card, and it wasn't really that much of a lie either. But he will lie if he has to, for the love of the universe.] So as you can imagine this is quite new to me. [Except the whole part where it's not, only for the fact that he can't figure out how to put on a damn bra. Girls, help him!]

Action

Clothing Shop
[He'll be attempting to find himself something other than the New Feather dress he's got on, and he needs to try to find undergarments as well- have fun running into him there.]

Seventh Heaven/Around the Square
[He'll be heading over to the restaurant, since he's also starving, so after the dilemma of wearing the appropriate clothing is sorted out he's heading over there. He'll be in the plaza before he gets lunch to mull over how he's going to return home to his wife and child to face the music.]

Battle Dome
[No matter what gender he is he'll still train like usual that night in the dome, if you'd prefer to meet him there.]

House 29
[Mostly for Goku, Bulla and Bulma if they choose this spot to meet him, but if you know where he lives and want to drop by he'll be there as well.]

((OoC: Yeah, Vegeta's been turned into a girl. Karma's a bitch right? So responses will be coming from doesntneedsaving!))

Comments

[fashionably_strong]

[Bulla frowns at that.]

Are you calling me a liar?

[And out comes the hair tossing.]

It's the truth! I look like my mother, who's human, and a gorgeous genius at that! I've got an older brother named Trunks, too, so you'd better learn to deal with it!

[Action]

[capsuleprincess]

[Her face doesn't change, though annoyance seems to start to crawl its way on it given how an eyebrow twitches at the other woman's comment.]

For the record, on a scale from one to ten, how stupid do you think I am exactly?

[Must be high if he thinks she wouldn't recognize him once she sees him.]

[action] [the clothing shop]

[not_a_troll]

...ki!

[Well, not entirely but frankly, it won't take long before Loki will.]

My name is indeed Loki. Have we met before? Hence you know my name. And introductions mostly happen when two individuals meet, yes? Yes.

Who I am? I am Loki. I believe you just told me who I am. Therefore I do know what kind of panties will suit you best. Do you wish the lace to be black or white or maybe in classy dark colors that matches your fair skintone?

[Voice]

[doesntneedsaving]

You're so weak you couldn't fight a head cold! What do you mean no mother!? What are you, a test tube subject?!

[doesntneedsaving]

Vegeta's in this awkward position now where he's not sure whether or not to be offended or thankful that Cliff has graciously let him know that he does not act like a woman. So the picture painted now was half and half- he gets a little red first, but follows up in an exasperated tone, "Well thank goodness for that." And now he doesn't have to try to hide it anymore, at least.

"Perhaps you're the one who should be the woman, picking out something like this." He'll self-consciously pull down the skirt a little. It feels so awkward.

[doesntneedsaving]

Fine. [Oh he's going to put you down alright Kirk, but now he's angry that you yanked on his ears and he's going to get some payback for that too. He floats down until they're about five feet from the ground and he promptly drops Kirk from there. He shouldn't be breaking anything from a mere five feet.]

There are you happy? Now that I've done something for you, you can do something for me! [Kirk you have the worst friend ever.]

Now dance! [Aaaaaand he shoots a finger out, to shoot little ki blasts at the ground right at Kirk's feet.]

[doesntneedsaving]

That's wishful thinking, at best. [He's arrogant but he already got his ass kicked by the inanimate object called the barrier. And he knows that isn't going to work.]

Maybe if I had my tail I would try, but I don't. And unless the Malnosso are kind enough to return my tail to me I won't be trying anything of the sort. [Because that's simply embarrassing being beaten by a barrier.]

[windandrain]

Your tail? Do Saiyans have tails?

[Because this is new?]

[doesntneedsaving]

Well now! You certainly have the attitude to be one of Prince Vegeta's, don't you? [HE'S LIKE, SO PROUD OF HER RIGHT NOW.]

But mating with a human? That's probably one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard! And where is your father, huh? Until I see him I don't think I have any reason to believe you now do I?

[How ruffled can he make the feathers. How ruffled.]

[Action]

[doesntneedsaving]

[Uh oh. He's so fucked. And he knows it now.]

What kind of question is that. [Yeah he's not answering that, because he'll get himself into deeper shit if he answers the way he wants to. He's arrogant, not stupid.]

Shouldn't you be a little more concerned for the fact that I'm a woman instead of your IQ?

[action] [the clothing shop]

[doesntneedsaving]

[WHYYYYYYYYY HIIIIIMMMMMM]

You must of misheard. I'm afraid you and I have never spoken before. [Vegeta you can't lie to the god of lies. You know this, why are you even trying. But he'll try. And it will be trying of his dignity to get away with it.]

I don't know what movies you're watching Loki, but not every woman always wears fancy underwear all the time. [He knows this. He has removed said undergarments from a certain woman several times in the past.] So I believe you don't know what suits me best, now do you?

[aerialassault]

Cliff laughed, completely unfazed by the implication in Vegeta's retort.

"It's nothin' like that. I'm just something of an artiste, and that's sorta like something one of my friends back home would wear.

Trust me. She's sca-ree."

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

No I wasn't a test tube! I was born, alright? There was this one guy that was kinda a bit like a father, just no real mother figure, you know?

...and do you really not know anything about women's underwear?

You a virgin or something? [Hi pot. Nice day we're having here kettle.]

[action] [the clothing shop]

[not_a_troll]

I think you are...

...allow me to insert a pause for an overly dramatic effect...

[Loki stays quiet for a couple of minute but he raises a finger to make sure he will have the other's attention.]

...lying!

In quite a lot of ways.

[doesntneedsaving]

[Oh, that's right- he never said anything about that did he? Welp, time to explain that embarrassing mess too. Why not, he's already a woman as is. Let's just add to it.]

Yes. All full-blooded Saiyans are born with tails. Mine just happened to be removed in a battle long ago. [By long ago he means almost thirty years.] If I still had a home planet I'd be the laughing stock of our race for being careless enough to let it be cut off. [Whatever. He's totally over it by now though.]

[doesntneedsaving]

"Well what do you know. Cliff Fittir, stoic revolutionary and budding fashion advisor. You and my daughter would get along pretty well." He would never admit to it but he was learning too, all about this fashion concept, thanks to her. Vegeta was slowly getting better at not wearing 'nerdy' outfits and things of the sort. That wasn't to say that he was still any good at it though. A work in progress.

"And quit making comparisons as if I were actually a female. It's degrading enough as is. Sca-ree, sheesh. I'll show you frightening."

[windandrain]

Oh. Hmm. That's...interesting. I'm sorry to hear you lost it, but a tail is just a tail, isn't it? You don't seem to really need it.

[She doesn't really understand why it's embarrassing but that's neither here nor there.]

Besides, when I sprout one it tends to get in the way. Isn't it easier to manage without?

[universal_charm]

<sub>[ You are such a jerk Vegeta. Remember how he wondered how you had friends or even a wife? Yeah, THIS IS WHY.

He skips forward out of the way and growls, reaching up to grab one of her feet to haul her down. ]</sub>

You're such an asshole - like a monkey throwing poo!

[aerialassault]

Cliff hummed thoughtfully at Vegeta's words. "'Stoic Revolutionary' sounds way too grand for me. I just follow my gut and do what feels right. Nothing special there. I'm just a fighter and an impressionist-- you should give it a try sometime!"

He laughed shortly at the thought of getting along with another Earthling teenager, one who was far more normal than the one he already knew from home. There was no comparison.

He grinned slyly at Vegeta at the further commentary. "Hey. I just have an appreciation for line and form, like any proud artiste. The really scary thing might be letting you loose in here on your own. Sheesh, I've got no idea what you'd have come up with on your own."

[fashionably_strong]

[Those feathers are getting pretty darned ruffled. She's proud of her family and doesn't like having that poked and prodded at.

She scowls and puts her hands on her hips.]

You missed him by a week. Too bad for you. There's plenty of people here who could tell you that I'm his daughter, including my mom. Who my father loves, thank you very much.

[She's getting grumpier by the minute.]

What would I even get out of lying to you, huh?

[Voice]

[doesntneedsaving]

[He's starting to wonder who in Luceti doesn't have some sort of weird story growing up. Honestly, his parents were killed when he was little. People on the journals have mentioned their own. What a depressing place this was sometimes.]

For your information I've got plenty of experience in the bedroom! It's just that I've got an entirely new body to deal with and I've, you know, never been a woman before!? Did you ever think of that!?

[action] [the clothing shop]

[doesntneedsaving]

[He waits. He is growing impatient and starts tapping his foot as his temper begins to rise at the antics placed before him. This boy never ceases to irritate him. And then calls him a liar? How dare he? Despite the fact that he's right.]

Think all you like but the fact still remains that you and I are complete strangers. Now I don't have time for your games, so why don't you go outside and play and leave this to me.

[doesntneedsaving]

How in the galaxy do you acquire a tail? [Seriously, what?] You have to understand however that it's a little more significant for a Saiyan than just a small annoyance. If I had it I could reach a form far more powerful than the one you saw me use on the draft.

[doesntneedsaving]

[Well that was entertaining. He feels the tugging at his boot but he's not moving. You've got to be a lot stronger than that to get him to move.]

I think we're about even now. Normally I wouldn't of wasted the time to catch someone I threw at the ground like that, so consider yourself lucky. [He just laughs. Kirk, you are indeed entertaining.]

[universal_charm]

You wouldn't like what happens if you had let me hit the ground. I have more friends than you here, after all.

_{[He smacked her foot and smirked. ]}

Nice panties, by the way.

_{[ Not that he was really looking, but he thought it would get a rile out of the other all the same. ]}