misterbrief | 10th Taunt | Video (Backdated to July 1st)

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10th Taunt | Video (Backdated to July 1st)

[He's not going to beat around the bush. When the video pops on, it's clear Vegeta is in his workout clothing, in the Battle Dome, and looking HORRIBLY ANGRY because SOMEONE has been pranking him for the past week with Justin Beiber.]

Alright, I'm only going to say this once. Whoever the prankster is that continues to play that hideous music during my training sessions is going to pay with their life. When I find you, I'm going to rip both of those arms of yours right out of their sockets.

And if any one of you know who it is, you had best tell me now. I might even consider letting you get out of this scot-free if you turn in the clown that continues to elude me.

[And with that, he slams the journal shut in anger. He'll check it again later that night, when he's cooled down a bit.]

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...Have you finally gone off the deep end?

Have I gone off the deep end? Absolutely not! [He has every reason to be angry he's convinced]

Yeah? 'Cause you sure sound like it. Why're you lettin' music get to you like that?

It's interrupting important training! I don't need any more distractions than I've already got thank you very much!

Can't you just... not let it distract you? I mean, since you're so strong and all.

...

[Did he just]

I'd like to see how you would handle it when it starts blaring out of nowhere at you during a difficult simulation.

[Firo can't hold back a grin--he was afraid Vegeta would just brush the attempted insult off.]

Yeah, yeah, but I'm inferior and stuff, aren't I? A human can't, but some freaky alien thing could.

[Sorry, man, he forgets what saiyans are called.]

Wipe that smirk off your face before I do it for you, you little punk. [How dare he!] And watch your tongue.

You mean you'd come all the way over here just for me? You know, I'm flattered, but I don't enjoy your company that much.

Don't give me a reason to give you company. [He huffs.] I hate to waste my time on small fries like you.

So us chattin' like this isn't wastin' time?

Yes, in fact it is.

[Maybe Firo did it. Why else would he be so smug.]

You're going on my list of suspects. Congratulations, you're the first to make the list.

Suspects? What the hell? This ain't a murder investigation!

Yes, it's much, much worse! [He gives Firo a little smile.]

You've got nothing to worry about if you're innocent, don't you? You look a little worried...

Maybe I'm worried 'cause you're a freakin' paranoid psycho!

Come now, psychotic? Me? Hahahahaha.... [Yeah, he's a little psycho, sometimes.]

Perhaps a little. I eat guys like you for my afternoon snack. [Firo's not big enough for his breakfast, not in his opinion.]

[That laugh is the exact opposite of comforting.]

Yeah, I'd like to see you try.

[The necessity of acting tough for the moment overrides Firo's awareness that, yeah, this guy could totally kill him.]

What kinda guy lets himself get all worked up over somethin' like this?

[Vegeta only gives a devious, dangerous smile back to Firo.]

You see, I don't like it when someone tampers with my work. It's very important to me, but you already knew that, now didn't you.

[As much as he tries to hide it, Firo's visibly uncomfortable right now. He'd consider just turning the journal off, but Vegeta would probably take that as confirmation of his guilt.]

Playin' music is "tamperin' with your work" now? Are you kiddin' me? It's not that important!

Of course it is. A warrior must be focused, I can't have some annoying brat coming on and singing during my training.

[It's really more that someone's been touching the console at all rather than the music, but he is a bit sore about the club to the face that he took.]

[This does not seem to be working. Though Firo has to wonder if anything will.]

Uh, yeah, whatever. Look, whoever's been singin' at you or whatever isn't me!

[Vash listens to this conversation with worry. Uh-oh, if Vegeta starts blaming the wrong person he'll have to come clean to Vegeta. He REALLY doesn't want to die.]

Of course it's not you. It's a recording. You're just the one imputing it into the system, aren't you. If you come clean now I might leave you alive.

[He growls, frustrated.]

I don't even know how to do somethin' like that!

[Honestly, he can believe that from Firo. He probably doesn't know. He's not sure what Firo's technology knowledge is. Maybe it's a good time to ask.]

You don't? Don't you use the Battle Dome at all?

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